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Wilson

noun: a handprint of lube on a frilly bedspread found after a ground-shattering anal sesh.
After Kyle raided Kristen’s bum, they noticed Wilson was there too and had spied in on the event. Oh, Wilson.
by KDubs2004 August 9, 2022
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wilsoning

The art of fisting a woman while she is on her period, and then slapping her face with your blooded hand, making her look like Wilson from castaway
"You can fist me if you want, but I'm ony period at the moment"
"I'm fine with that, as long as you're down for some wilsoning afterwards"
by ocean_of_ypres January 18, 2015
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Wilson

A complete fuck up, some one who breaks everything he touches, means well but lethal to anything mechanical.
Who broke that ? Wilson did !!
by Bitofabogan February 23, 2018
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Wilson

(v.) The act of swatting an important and/or fragile item from another persons grasp, particularly food, before forcing the owner to pick it up off the ground or otherwise clean-up the mess. The degree of success from "Wilsoning" is proportional to the amount of desire the owner had for the item.
"I totally wilsoned that ice cream right out of Dave's hand - I think I made him cry."
by WeinerBrigadier July 13, 2012
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Wilson

The art of fingering a female while she is on her period, then slapping your bloody hand on the females ass cheek. #castaway #tomhanks
Tammy was on her period, so I fingered the shit out of her and gave her the ole Wilson.
by Wildwood boys July 10, 2014
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The Wilson

The portion of the face that is seen from a female's point of view during cunnilingus. The pop culture reference is from the television program, "Home Improvement", in which the next door neighbor (Wilson), was only seen from the nose and above, with the lower portion of his face blocked by a fence or other object.
Ex. 1) Female: "He went down on me last night and the only thing I saw last night was The Wilson."

Ex. 2) Male: "I'm gonna go down on her and show her The Wilson."
by B to the Izzo January 19, 2011
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Wilsoned

Refers to someone who shits their pants
I almost Wilsoned myself after eating Taco Bell.
by theinformer September 21, 2005
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