willed up

The act of taking a penis and rubbing it all over someone.

Bro I willed up Debbie last night all over the face

by Floundyboy November 20, 2017

Touch Willy

An Extreme Form of Brown Nosing

Bob's playing "Touch Willy" with the boss

by Bob Smith UK July 2, 2007

Limp Willy

When a man is self-pleasuring but they are completely flaccid.

I might limp willy later tonight.

He doesn't get hard so he just limp willys.

by antiari January 6, 2014

Willy Shakes

The informal nickname of famous playwright and poet William Shakespeare, I call him this because he is my homie.

"GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!"

"Oh shit, I think Willy Shakes just called you a slut!"

by Cris October 7, 2005

slick willy

Nickname for U.S. President Bill Clinton
earned for his ability to equivocate with words, make deals, and commit acts
which led to controversy, eventual impeachment proceedings against him.

That slick willy sure could talk his way
out of a mess.

by T.D. January 20, 2003

willy joe

Willy Joe is a resident of Benton Harbor Michigan. He's known for his colorful tight fitting clothes and mad dance skills.

I saw Willy Joe dancin in the street wearing a wrestling sling.

by hairgodess November 25, 2014

chilly willy wumpkins

Very cold weather. An expression popularised by minor internet celebrity Kunt and the Gang.

Brrrr, it’s chilly willy wumpkins out there!

by CornhoIio February 10, 2021