Wildlings

Homeless People

“Denver is overrun with Wildlings”

by Space C0wb0y February 22, 2021

The Woodlands

A town north of Houston with the assiest people around. Stuck up snobs they are but with an awesome reputation in EVERYTHING! I don\'t know whether to be proud or embarassed.

Big house, expensive house, fake boys, fake girls, best schools

by Geuhlee April 26, 2005

The Woodlands

FUCK THIS TOWN

John: Hey honey, do you wanna move to The Woodlands?

Sally: Hey fuckface, do you want our daughter to be a blonde clone of every fucking person in The Woodlands? Do you want our son to be a pothead/alcoholic? Do you wanna get a divorce?

John: Good point, maybe we shouldn't

Sally: No shit

by TTI December 31, 2008

the woodlands

True Hell On Earth...

"abandon all hope ye who enter here..."

by Erick May 8, 2005

The Woodlands

THE biggest ghetto in Texas... you can't find a single white person in the whole town. people get shot all the freakin time, and you can't park your car and leave it for half an hour or someone will smash your windows. you do not want to fuck with people from the woodlands.

Yesterday LaRon got shot in the woodlands.

by beware September 27, 2005

The Woodlands

People in The Woodlands, tx are very snobby and arrogant. No one here has individualism in mind and they're usually very mainstream. With the exception of those who try for their own identity, but just end up listening to bad music. You know, because Simple Plan is OH so tuff. Pretty much anyone you meet from the woodlands is fake or unusually closeminded. Here, people like football and meat. A lot.

"hi i listen to bad music, spend 3 hours getting ready, have loads of money, and i tease people."
where you from?
"the woodlands."

by christina a July 8, 2005

Willans

South African slang for someone with a low IQ, and is generally poor at spelling and grammar.

That boy is such a Willans, he can't even spell his own name!

by xanderpeters October 20, 2006