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punching above his weight 

A pig ugly bloke going out with a hottie, or raggy looking woman going out with a handsome gent.
Geez, that porker Bradford is punching above his weight going out with that glamour Shirley. Yeah but she is a slag so looks are all that count right?
Well, I'm glad we had this conversation.

Usually used after a pointless stupid convo with a f*cktard.
Mike: Wat up?
Joe: nm, u?
Mike: nm
Joe: wigwhtc f*cktard
wigwhtc by f*cktard December 31, 2010

Gage Waight 

really enjoys en"gage"ing in sexual acts with men
male: hey gage waight! let's hook up!
Gage Waight by boomer brown May 18, 2021

Dead Weight 

Nero, one of the main protagonists of the Devil May Cry franchise.
"Nero go! You're just dead weight!" -Dante
Dead Weight by Devan Fargille March 27, 2019

Worth the Weight

A joke about the heavy founder of Valve, Gabe Newell, a game developer that creates great games but is terribly slow. (See Valve Time) It stems from Gabe himself saying that a certain game will be "Worth the wait" when it comes out.
It created a Youtube craze, just look it up on there.
Person 1: Half-Life 3 is taking an awfully long time to be released, and Gabe has no news...
Person 2: Hopefully it will be worth the weight!

Rick Wright 

Keyboardist from the legendary progressive rock band, Pink Floyd. He was gifted with talent. Often mistaken for having similar facial features like a kitten.
Guy- "Hey it's Rick Wright!"
Girl- "Who?"
Guy- "Member from the rock band Pink Floyd."
Girl- "Oh yeah! That guy that looks like a cat."
Guy- "What??"