waffles

The best breakfast food EVAR

waffles > pancakes

by bob May 31, 2004

wiffle-waffle

To say a lot, but mean not a damned thing...analagous to filibuster. Also can be used to describe a person who does said action.

"In that meeting all he did was wiffle-waffle and now I don't know any more than I did before!"

"Did you understand a fucking word that Wiffle-Waffle just said?!!"

by BrettMan May 19, 2004

Phenomenal Waffles

More like Phenomenally gay. A 12 year old prepubescent spoiled creature.

Looks like a wet rat under dim lighting, and looks like a typical Canadian under proper lighting.

USE WITH CAUTION. Known to cause fights due to phenomenal narcing abilities.

PS: He also can't reach his keyboard without the use of a stool. And thinks puberty is a local myth.

-Man, you are such a damn phenomenal waffles, ratting me out and stuff!!

-ya know when ppeople you when you type ein rofl i always think it sayas ROFFLE and it rime with waffle and i reeealy wana punch that little sumbitch.

by -JaCkAL- February 24, 2008

wiffle ball bat

as in, I did it like this, I did it like that

I did it with a wiffle ball bat.

by tatanka March 3, 2004

Wiffness

Someone you call upon (usually a friend) to check for odors when you are unsure.

Hey bro i need a wiffness, is my breath good?

by liftedresearch August 31, 2011

How to drink waffles

No you can drink waffles your stupid

How to drink waffles step one put you straw in the waffle put your straw in step two good luck!

by Johnny bob999988885555 March 12, 2021

Wafflessness

The state of not possessing any waffles.

Quinn's wafflessness was cured by a delicious platter of fresh blue waffles.

by King.Shlong April 12, 2011