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The City of Wichita Falls is inconveniently located in the North East corner of the Buttcrack/Armppit area of North Texas. A misnomer, the town doesn't feature falls, having been destroyed in the 1800's by the forward thinking settlers of this area. However, it's not a total misnomer, since the town's most striking attraction is a brown-water fountain, stylized as a waterfall, which stinks of dead fish and is situated next to an interstate highway. Wichita Falls is an economically dead city that is home to sparse commerce and industry; mostly held intact by an Air Force base. The city has several "husks of knowledge," or empty high-rises, Sheppard Air Force Base, whose global presence mostly stays on base, a workforce with post-secondary educational attainment below the national average, and a community spirit centered around Budweiser, country music and chasing decade-old metropolitan trends. The Kemp Center for the Arts is home to the Arts Council who exclusively produces plays branded by Disney since the local populace lacks the cultural refinement to watch any performance with which they're unfamiliar. The Symphony Orchestra plays every few months and their shows are advertised in the local paper, after each show. Dallas-Fort Worth area, & Oklahoma City are within a few hours drive and are probably where you should live instead, if you are set on living in Texas or Oklahoma. That said, the people, the city, and sights are worthy of a visit, but not worthy of a return.
Arlen sucks and Wichita Falls rules! Do you know why? Because I can be in the great state of Oklahoma in five minutes. Go Sooners!
by ds7202 April 28, 2022
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Wichita Falls, Tx.

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Little Town only one mall and why people live there beats me!!!
by Jessarya October 9, 2008
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Wichita Lineman

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The act of yanking out a woman's tampon before going down on her.
Billy pulled the old Wichita Lineman before licking her warm cherry pie.
by Tom Davison April 7, 2003
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Wichita Wet One

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The act of forcing your cock into a chicks mouth and pissing in it while taking a shit. While your pissing in her mouth, another person pisses on her back.
We totally gave easy t a wichita wet one that one night. She was soaked, but shes a whore so she loved it.
by Jonny Bones March 19, 2008
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Wichita Waistband

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When a fat woman is wearing a corset too tight for her figure in order cover up a muffin top
Peg needed four women to help her with cinching up her wichita waistband before heading out for a night at Club Rodeo.
by 86FJ60 March 15, 2017
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Wichita Kiss

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The act of jumping and high-fiving someone, and upon contact all of time completely stops.
"How do we end this awesome adventure?"
"With a Wichita Kiss!"
*Reality freezes eternally*
by T0rt December 25, 2019
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The City of Wichita Falls is conveniently located in the North East corner of the Panhandle/Plains area of North Texas. Wichita Falls is an economically dynamic city that is home to a variety of commerce and industry that have worldwide interests. The City has several "halls of knowledge", a strong global presence through Sheppard Air Force Base, a well educated, hard-working workforce and a community spirit centered around family & friends. People here are warm and friendly and "beautiful" in many ways. Contrary to previous opinion... there is quite a bit of entertainment and things do & to see that this thriving city offers. Offering a large artistic & cultural community; The Kemp Center for the Arts is amazing and is home to the Arts Council and an extremely talented Symphony Orchestra. There is a beautiful building and an outdoor Sculpture Garden, the NorthLight Gallery, the West End Studio, and downstairs they have local and regional artwork exhibits as well. The elegant Great Hall is the perfect setting for film, musical, dance and theatre performances. Dallas-Fort Worth area, & Oklahoma City are within a few hours drive where there are multiple levels of entertainment as well as many museums, restaurants, & theme parks available, as well as a huge night-life for all to enjoy. To sum it all up, the people, the city, and sights are worthy of a visit. Every place has many things to see and do if you are willing to get off of the couch and explore the area.
Wichita Falls, TX, Northlight, theater, beautiful
by Ella-Angel July 18, 2012
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