Whoppers

(noun.) The act of proforming intercourse in such a vigorous manner that the female deficates on the scrotem of the male resembling the famous candy "WHOPPERS"!!!!!
I was fuckin my girl so hard she shit all over my balls and they looked like the candy whoppers
by Don Braxton Nixon May 25, 2008
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whopper

A word used to describe a not so attractive person, or a person with a bit of a geeky personality.
" He's such a whopper"
" Seen that whopper, He spends all day on the computer"
by Gladders April 2, 2008
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whopper

A black woman with blonde pubes. The pubes can be a result of dying, bleaching or genetics.
I went down on Jamiqua and ate that whopper!
by david January 22, 2005
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Whoppers

A candy or mostly used as wrinkles on a penis and testicles
"You sucked all my whoppers out boy" "Don't you have anything else to do than look at boys whoppers"
by bhfdhfh April 3, 2008
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Whopper

the act of masturbating while simultaniously dropping a pooping.

Uusually done on the toilet, but not exclusivly, putting down a Whopper ensures the subject's privacy, and these two vital tasks can be accomplished at one time This leaves the subject with more time to play video games.
"With only on bathroom in Richard's house, he has found it neccesary to start putting down whoppers."

"Richard's face was quite red when he returned from the bathroom. I bet he was putting down a whopper. Oh man this video game is awesome"
by JiffMart May 1, 2010
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Employee: Welcome to Burger King, How may I help you?
Dude: WHOPPER!
Employee: Excuse....
Dude: WHOPPER! WHOPPER NO ONION!
by WhopperNoOnion April 17, 2009
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