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t'whittle

v. to edit a finished Tweet or SMS text message with the goal of reducing the content to 140 characters or less.

cont.: "text" and "whittle".
1. Conversational:

Bill: Are you still sending that text message? What's taking so long?
Sam: I have to t'whittle it.

2. The message:

Good Morning! I saw you last night but didn't get a chance to say "Hi!" I hope your trip was successful and that you'll be joining us this Saturday at Phil and Jenny's place after the kids finish their rehearsal.

is t'whittled to become:

G'morning! Saw you last night from afar, hope your trip was good. We're @ Phil and Jenny's this Sat. after rehearsal, you?
by ctrlU November 11, 2011
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Harry Whittington

A 78 year old lawyer from Texas who was shot by Vice President Dick Cheney on February 11, 2006 while the two were out hunting for quail.
Harry Whittington is living proof that Dick Cheney is a hunting accident waiting to happen, and that Cheney has no idea what hunter safety is all about.
by jesster79 February 24, 2006
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Whitty

LITERALLY THE MOST HOTTEST LIVING BOMB OUT THERE SUPER CUTE AND FUNNY
who is whitty?

whitty is from a fnf mod lmao

ohok.
by Velineanal March 27, 2021
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A Whiteside

A Whiteside
1. noun: having a large diameter penis. The white mans answer to the long skinny black penis. The whiteside is usually muscular in appearance and can be compared to a pringles can.

2. adjetive: a slang term most often associated with a penis of large girth; capable of increasing vaginal circumference

see also: pringle can, coke can, stalky stub muscle, Matthew's holy hammer
1. Matthew has a whiteside that is so big it gets locked up in his old lady and the firemen have to spray them apart with a firehose. Because of this, he moved to an apartment closer to the fire hydrant.

2. Matthew has a thick bulge in his pants. He must have a whiteside penis.
by Dr. MDW phd July 29, 2008
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whittard

A polite and friendly term to describe a person with a mental or physical dysfunction. Usually found in groups licking windows. Can often be found in Wigan, Doncaster, Crewe, Primark, Poundland, Netto, Lidl and Bradistan.

Can often be found drooling, slavering and claiming state benefits. A wheelchair may also be present.
Person A: (Drooling) - "I like your new haircut"
Person B: (Normal) - "Shut the fuck up you whittard"

Person A: "My sister is easy"
Person B: "Can she run away?"
Person A: "No...She is a whittard"
by Steve jim and phil March 27, 2007
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blackinese whitesican

a mix of all major races. a person that cant be made fun of for their race. if someone does racialy insult them, than they would most likely be insulting them selves
dude look at that guys squinty eyes. but hes also white. and black. he is also mexican. he must be a blackinese whitesican
by y0uinsane October 14, 2009
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Whitestone

Upper-middle class neighborhood in northeast Queens. Bordered by Flushing, Bayside, College Point, and Malba. Famous for the Cherry Valley Deli.
A: You hungry?
B: Yeah. Let's go to Whitestone and hit up Cherry Valley
by the jahames May 16, 2005
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