Whitey

a way to describe white people in usually a racist way, mostly used by blacks.

"Damn whitey, gettin' all my niggas down and what not!"

by Jj April 5, 2003

Whitey

Decribing the condition of someone who has smoked too much weed and feels ill/ has a white face/ is physically sick.

Did you see kevin last night? he smoked far too much and chucked a proper whitey!

by joe June 17, 2004

Whitey

Whitey is a noun, referring to any Caucasian male or female who practices mannerisms that can be described as any of the following:Self-righteous, judgmental, corrupt, Racist, greedy, Ignorant, condescending, pretentious, And last but not least a unprecedented fear of minorities.

NOTE
*Not all Caucasians are Whiteys.*

A woman who locks the car doors when a black person crosses the street.
or
"I can not believe they called the cops on our party!"
"yeah what a bunch of whiteys."

by Daniel Verna September 30, 2007

The Whitey

The Whitey refers to a Failed Handshake. As black people usually have no trouble with this phenomena, and white people are almost always the culprit, the title is fitting.

When two people greet eachother, one person may go for a high five while another goes for the ghetto varation. The result is an awkward stew of hand gestures, and fleshy palm on palm friction.

The Whitey can also refer to someone completely missing the other person's hand, resulting in a re-try or giving up entirely.

"Whas up playa!?" (Black dude)
"Errrm not a whole lot *sniffle*, going over my portfolio"(White dude)
--Hand shake--
"Man you just pulled the Whitey" (Black Dude)

by FalseIdolWorseProphet July 12, 2011

Whitey

A negative word for a person who is white. It can also mean someone who is white but thinks it is their best intrest to act like another race. See also: wigger, wangsta, Wapanese, or cracka.

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

Whitey

A caucasion. Used in a racist way.

Hey whitey! Get the fuck back here with my Lambo!

by Philip April 26, 2004

Whitey

Any person in a position of wealth and power regardless of skin color, who acts only in self-interest or in the interest of his close friends and business associates to further their own power and assert control over more and more people.

Colin Powell may call himself a "compassionate conservative" but he's really just whitey in a neat, black package that is not distasteful to middle amerikkka.

by Mark August 4, 2003