transit white van man

A general noncey guy who likes to touch children and their armpits. Often could be a child trying to sexually harass ladies.

“That Ollie is such a transit white van man, he’s always trying to touch me.” said Evie to Tamzin.

by 69ordoggystyle August 10, 2019

Guy in a white van

The random guy in a white van with ladders on top who hangs out on the Cape Cod canal in Bourne, MA. There all day, everyday.

I’m just passing the guy in a white van now, be there in 5 mins.

Was the guy in the white van there? Yes, how did you know that? He’s always there, weird.

by Cape Cod Guy January 12, 2019

big white van

Some weird ass vehicle with a gross ass dude offering candy to innocent civilians except blacks. They be like: HELL NO!!

Hey!! There's a big white van ready to take u to camp!

by Qbo Strippy June 21, 2016

creepy white van

A white van that looks sus, like the driver has a tendency to lie to children, saying things such as "I will give you x if you get in my van".

joe: "a creepy white van!"
driver: "my van has free wifi"
child: "okay"

by Fuery February 2, 2023

man with a white van

I don't know him but he is very trustworthy and honest so if he says he has candy, you best get in the van.

Vanman: hey kid d'you want some candy?

Child: I sure do mister.

Vanman: then get in the van.

Kid1: I heard there's a man with a white van on the corner.

Kid2: I'm gonna ask if he has some candy

by Not a vanman June 28, 2021

back at it again with the white vans

Something you say after saying damn daniel or if you spot someone wearing white vans.

Daniel: *wears white vans*
Josh: "Damn Daniel, back at it again with the white vans!"

by TrashPandaz August 24, 2016

white vans

hippie shoes most commonly worn by white kids named daniel

Kid: Damn Daniel, back at it again with the white vans
Daniel: Shut the fuck up

by D. Showerhandel July 10, 2016