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West Virginia Whisker Biscuit 

A West Virginia Whisker Biscuit is a vagina that has been vomited upon.
Hillbilly 1 and Hillbilly 2 are drunkenly double teaming a white trash piece of garbage. Hillbilly 1 pukes on her pussy then excuses himself without telling the others what just happened. Hillbilly 2 then goes down on her and ends up eating a West Virginia Whisker Biscuit.
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whisker biscuit 

An asshole with a 5 o'clock shadow.
My cock was rubbed raw on her whisker biscuit.

Whisker Biscuit 

A tampon, pink mouse, cotton pony etc....."
The Ol' lady's in the bathroom feedin' the kitty a whisker biscuit, so it looks like I'll be gettin a pickle wash tonight.

whisker biscuit 

A large clump of dust inside a computer tower. aka dust bunny
Man, you got a huge whisker biscuit inside your computer. Get the air compressor and blow that mother out.

Don't breathe in the whisker biscuit.
whisker biscuit by WhiskerB November 25, 2007

Whisker Biscuit 

A pile of dog shit that started growing little white hairs.
I just stepped on another whisker biscuit.

whisker biscuit 

Also known as dingleberry or assbugar. A small rolled up ball of toilet paper stuck or tangled in the hair of the butt crack. Alternatively it can be the dried up remains of a sexual encounter left in the pubic hair as a result of bad hygiene.
"That girl was so nasty! When I got her out of her panties all I saw were whisker biscuits!"
whisker biscuit by papa Luig' July 22, 2007

whisker biscuit 

a lame mustache, especially that of Bryan Watford.
If we go to the Trophy Club, see if Whisker Biscuit can get us in for free.
whisker biscuit by taddizzle December 25, 2007