whenimpstersus

funny person on tiktok AKA MY MUTUAL 💯😱😂

person 1 : babe wake up user whenimpstersus posted something new on tiktok!!
person 2 : who is that
person 1 : kys

by femalecashier February 25, 2022

Whimpering Zipper

When doughy pantload George Santos wears slacks 4-sizes too small

George "Kitara Ravaché" Devolder Santos sprinted nervously away from a reporter in what were supposed to be slacks, but only looked like yoga leggings. dude's pants were so tight they had a whimpering zipper

by Uncle Joosie July 1, 2023

Whipster

Young children trained in the art of the dance move known as "whipping". These kids also have a unique taste in apparel, such has multiple hats stacked on their head, gold chains, tight pink exercise pants, floral timberland shoes, and just the largest, baggiest, t-shirt ever. But damn, these kids can whip.

Douchebag: So, you think you can whip as good as me and my fucking squad, huh Billie?
Billie: Damn right. (Now watch me whip, now watch me nae nae, now watch me whip whip)
Kid #1: Eyyyyyy!
Kid #2: Ohhh fuck
Kid #3: We got a motherfuckin whipster right here!
Billie: *smacks Douchebag's hat off* Damn straight.
Everyone: OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Talfiro August 6, 2015

whimperthy

a noise made in mock sympathy to the effect of the phrase 'sucks to be you' or 'tough shit'

pronounced 'm'wwaah' accompanied by a cock of the head.

girl "i just got back from the clinic... my ex gave me chalmydia"

guy: "M'wwaah" (classic whimperthy)

by Si69 January 16, 2009

Whipster

A wannabe hipster

"My friend Ivan doesnt want to watch game of thrones because hes afraid he might like it which wouldnt be "hip" because everybody else likes it...therefore hes a whipster"

by Jayjay7 June 11, 2015

whisterpoot

to slap someone over the back of the head, usually in a nonsensical fashion.

john and keith used coke bottles to whisterpoot chris.

by maniacbass2 April 7, 2005

whimperdinkle

Centimeter peter

Look at that whimperdinkle pecker

by Whimper dinkle November 1, 2019