Shit In My Wheaties

A big let down, something/someone continually depressing any hopeful thoughts, raining on my parade

comparable to piss in my cornflakes and who peed in your wheaties

Telling me he wasn't single just totally shat in my Wheaties.

I could tell him I sold the car already, but I'd feel guilty just shitting in his Wheaties.

You look like somebody just shit in your Wheaties, son!

by ~Ren~ September 10, 2005

wheatloaf

A loaf of meat in which the ingredient of meat is substituted by wheat.

- "I'm making wheatloaf. It's like meatloaf, only with wheat."
- "Isn't that just... bread?"

by SL0Th August 10, 2004

whetta

A Mexican slang term for white girl

Hey whetta sup bebé.

by Pimpdaddyjbk1 April 20, 2018

Summer Wheatly

One of the "villains" in the movie "Napoleon Dynamite". She portrays the epitome of selfish, bratty, and nose-in-the-air girls who can be found in every high school.

"Summer Wheatly? How the heck are you gonna do that?"

by JPJP May 21, 2007

Yeet this Wheat

its like lets get this bread but for 10 year olds who play fortnite

" fuck yeah Victory Royale lets yeet this wheat"

by juulinmyass December 19, 2018

wheat

That stuff you use to make bread.
No perverted crap here.

Wheat constantly fights Rye in the Bread War.

by StatenIslander January 1, 2008

Whetton

Verb. To 'melt' or 'pussy' out of something, in the unsuccessful hope of sexual conquest.

Guy 1: Is Jack coming to Hardwell tonight?
Guy 2: Nah mate, he's Whettoned out on us!
Guy 1: What a Whetton.
Passer By: SCHWEFFING CHUUUUUUUD

Guy 1: What was Jack up to last night?
Guy 2: Mate, he was Whettoning till the break o' dawn with that slut.
Passr By: CHUDDDING SCHWEEEFF

by VerySeriousDefinitions May 27, 2013