Wham

When someone is fat, or rather large and they're being a dick....like they always are, you call them wham as an insult.

Josh-Considered obese
Josh:Matt you're such a dick
Matt:Your so wham Josh

by Bahsgsz April 14, 2019

whamming

getting shit done, fucking, having sex, doing anything proactive

If justin gets his dick sucked, while fingering another girl hes "whamming 'em"

"Whammin 'em"

"Are you whammin 'em?'

by suark21 December 31, 2010

wham

Oh my. Choose life shirts sure do look cute on George Michael!

Ray: "Hey, Bob, hear the latest "Wham" single?"
Bob: "Nope. Hey Ray, is that a hole in your head?"
Ray: "Huh?"
BLAM

by Dr. Rock Redford Detroit January 16, 2004

wham

1. (Adjective)- Bammer, shitty, swag, shitty, crappy, cheesy, off-point,wack, awful,gay.
2. (noun) Bad weed.

3.(noun) A Bad experience or moment in time.

1. Mike- "Those hos are wham! One of them has camel toe and the other is a hefer."
2. Mo- "Did you get that weed from beanie mike? That shit was some wham. It was brown and contained no crystals. totally whammer."
3. Tanya- "That party last night was wham. There was no alcohol but an abundance of crackheads."

by martdeeze February 14, 2007

wham

A really cheesy and annoying 80s pop group that made george michael a gaylord

wake me up befor eyou go-go is so gay.

by Brother Number One December 28, 2005

Wham

Whale of a Ham. A ham product that Cary Grant's character was assigned to market in this one movie. I don't remember which one.

If you ain't eatin' Wham you ain't eatin' ham.

by El Fredo November 3, 2004

Wham

More Than A Loser..Worse Den A Lame

You Are So Da Wham!

by Mz_Dr3am3r July 8, 2009