Wetter the Better

Wetter the Better, when a woman is aroused she then becomes Wet; hence better for sex = Wertter yhr Better.

The wetter the better before we have sex.

by MicktheMick December 29, 2017

Wested

verb; to have one's moment in the spotlight usurped by a disgruntled person on a drunk rant.

Taylor Swift was Wested while giving her acceptance speech at the 2009 VMA awards, when Kayne West rushed the stage, stole her microphone, and ranted that Beyonce should have won the category.

by Nina A September 14, 2009

wetter than an otters pocket

your girl when she sees jensen ackles

dude i got wetter than an otters pocket when i saw jensen ackles shirtless

by jensenfamgi November 21, 2020

pantie wetter

A woman who urinates in her underwear, especially one who does so deliberately for sexual stimulation.

Sheila is a secret pantie wetter, but it's her fantasy to do it in public.

by starflier December 8, 2003

panty wetter

A person or thing that appeals to and arouses a woman, such as Brad Pitt or the roar of an expensive car's engine.

Ryan, your dad is a real panty wetter.

or

*Revs engine* That's what I call the "panty wetter."

by AppleMonster July 21, 2009

wetter than a wet hen

The action of sweating profusely to the point where you’re dripping more than a wet hen

She was wetter than a wet hen, till the cows come home.

by CheVelle 50 December 13, 2021

beef witted apple john

One who amongst your circle of friends is commonly known as a lesser person, often humorously scorned in passing, yet not worthy of lengthy thought.

"Oh look everyone it's Alex Trebek. Hey Alex, ya beef witted apple john! What's the difference between you and a bird with a cold? One's a sick duck...anyways I don't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore."

by Tony John C October 10, 2007