wappers

Colloquial synonym for 'breasts', often used by men to comically demean the value of women down to them simply existing for their assets.

Get your wappers out!

by Col April 23, 2004

Weeper

Moisture that appears through the cracks on a road surface after a rainfall. Primarily referenced in NASCAR and other forms of motorsports.

Dude, WTF? The track is totally dry. Why don't they start qualifying?

Not yet, man... there's weepers all around the track.

by Thew March 1, 2009

wopperjod

Crooked. Misaligned or uneven. Askew. Also spelled whopperjawed.

That rabbit is wopperjod.

by carlgrubenierre June 5, 2010

wopper

a burger made out of italians.

i'm hungry, dude. let's go by greasebag's and get us some woppers.

by hawaiian dicking May 14, 2009

Wipperman

A last name for a guy who is pretty fucking bad ass

He is a Wipperman!

by giggity boy, john you know am July 5, 2011

weaper

a woman who is either in tears or on someone's dick
very emotional, extremely easy to upset, and only really happy while gettin laid

needy women who literally can't be single without getting suicidal,

weapers don't enjoy fun things, and prefer crying about what the ex did or obsessing over the new one.

Weapers are like Sharon on Young and the Restless, always crying and sad, unless they're either with or talking about the man in their lives.

by DV8MOFCKR March 15, 2014

wopper

A black chick with blonde pubes.

Man I fucked this ho Shaniqua last night, she was iight 'cept she was a hella wopper.

by cumshotcutie August 19, 2003