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Welsh Valley Middle School 

Imagine a middle school full of Jewish fuckboys wearinh Sperrys and Vineyard Vines thinking they get mad poontang but really they just get flamed by other boys for looking like a douche bag. The school is also full of rich Jewish girls that talk about their "hard" life and then go back to their multi million dollar houses. Most of the girls are Thunder Cunts, and Land Whales. The teachers are weird and are probably all in cults such as the Illuminati. Don't even get me started with the haunted church and the tunnels under the school.
Jewish Girl 1: OMG these (Jewish) guys at Welsh Valley Middle School look so hot

Non Jewish Boy 1: does this whale need glasses?

welsh valley middle school 

middle school which alot of rich jewish people go to, go here before harriton high school and has nice campus. gym teachers are really fucking weird and are probs pedophiles who choke on dick. filled with modertaly snobby hoes that are kinda of thunder cunts.
welsh valley middle school dragons womens basketball team is filled with thunder cunts

Silence wench 

Either you want to be monke or you just want to be happy
girl: and if you choose the 30 dollar subscript-
me: Silence wench! I do not wish to be horny anymore, I just want to be happy
Silence wench by PsychoTurtle990 February 23, 2021

a shit welsh teacher 

Mrs baily is a shit welsh teacher

socket wench 

derived from the slang word "ratchet," a socket wench is one who lacks class. Typically used to describe someone with a loose vagina, wears tights as pants, earrings with the circumference of a dinner plate, and 6 inch high heels in inappropriate places (such as the zoo, laser tag, golfing, etc).
"Did you see that socket wench at the grocery store? Someone should consider giving her an emergency hysterectomy to protect our population, ASAP."
socket wench by platyguin March 5, 2013

skanky wench 

She was such a skanky wench, chilling with all those stoners on that pirate ship.
skanky wench by chevygurl25 September 22, 2007

Sammich Wench 

A female who makes sammiches. A sammich wench (sometimes shortened to sammwench) is often a woman who is under the impression that she has liberty, but who is truly enslaved by a hungry male friend.
I once had a Sammich wench. But then one day I sent her to the store for more bread, and she was never seen again.