Man: Wednesday, it's when everything is just right...
Women: There's nothing good on tv...
Man: You haven't had your after work social sports team practice, so you are not too tired. Oh good it's all on.
Wednesday 'Noun'. Over biased rapist preferring young male shit vagina, signs of a Wednesday approaching are the faint whisper of 'Do you like that', 'cough cough' and 'take your pants off' in the wind. This is followed by 'you have a pretty mouth' and 'don't fight it' while the attack is taking place.
'Holy fuck I nearly came face to face with Wednesday last night, the only thing that stopped him attacking was the sound of screaming children in a house behind me, he had a huge boner'.