wedding face

The radiant facial expression most women wear on their wedding day. Full of beauty and happiness.

Mary: Oh, I'm getting married tomorrow!
Catherine: I'm sure your wedding face will be glorious!

by Kalivha November 21, 2009

wedding tackle

a reference to the male genitals as a lure for a mate, much like fishing lures are referred to as fishing tackle

My wedding tackle got tangled up in a bush.

by Ugly Dave September 7, 2007

wedding night

When a couple gets it on after their wedding.

Dude did y'all finally do it?
Yeah on our wedding night.

by Ilymwah April 23, 2014

wedding tackle

male genitalia

Often used to alert caution about them.

Tackle is just an old fashioned word for equipment so it's the gear a man will need on his wedding night - he hopes. It's nothing to do with fishing or lures at all.

As the nurse placed a bowl of steaming hot soup on his lap, the old chap exclaimed, "Mind me wedding tackle, dearie!"

by Yeoman O' The Guard March 1, 2013

Wedding Cake Fart

A gigantic, usually pretty loud fart that comes out multi-tiered, starting out extremely wide and becoming more narrow towards the end of the fart, feels like it's shaped almost like a wedding cake

I woke up to a nice wedding cake fart this morning, I felt pretty invigorated.

by Slimy Steve April 8, 2011

Wedding Porn

Magazines, websites, and planning books related to throwing a wedding that are concealed from the unwitting intended groom, lest he freak out.

My boyfriend is coming down for the weekend; I'd better stash the wedding porn under the bed.

by Allison January 3, 2004

wedding jen

When you drink so much you’re as drunk and wild as you were on your wedding night.

Omg you’re wedding Jen right now

by Doritoman44 June 9, 2019