nation of weasels

Land of dhimmis; Chiraqistan, aka France.

The Nation of Weasels think only they have intellect or taste.

by octopod June 27, 2004

Weasels

Weasels are manifestations of the impending chores which await you in times of stress. They are usually most prevalent on a sunday afternoon when, instead of being able to relax, the constant thought of shopping, washing, homework or the upcoming week beginning the following morning render you uncappable of pleasant feelings.

Dale: Goodness gracious me, I have such bad study weasels!

Marco: whats up dude?

Dale: I have a test tomorrow morning.

Dale: EEHHH i have such hectic shopping weasels!

Barry: Whats wrong?

Dale: I have procrastibating all day, and I have nothing in the fridge and I have such bad munchies, after an hour spent in the xen Garden

by Bazzabug October 17, 2009

weaselsnatcher

a weaselsnatcher is a dude who is good at picking up chicks who are "weasely" or "squirrely" : they seem to like you but then get away. A weaselsnatcher is the guy who always seems to get a date with (or go home with) that chick.

man, theres that girl i tried to pick up last week, going home with your brother. He is such a goddamn weaselsnatcher.

by lambchop_Mcgoo February 6, 2010

weasleyseggs

A really talented editor and an amazing bestie <3

weasleyseggs Is Nina's boogaboo

by Ela aka tonkinssire <3 July 7, 2021

weaselcheese

A prominent and succesful new website selling duct tape accessories including customized shoes, not to be confused with the little known cartoon "The Cheese Weasel"

"Hey I went to weaselcheese today."

by Bo Diddly August 27, 2004

Axis of Weasels

A term used in the Scottish sport of ferret-legging to refer to the penis.

"Aye laddie, the largest of the buggers bit the ol' Axis of Weasels and would 'na turn loose!"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun March 18, 2003

Shit-Weasels

a Shit Weasel is a thing encubated
in someones stomach and the person
will suffer or (accuire the power of)
really smelly farts and a bleeding anus
the farts smell of ether and bananas
i have no idea why...
also known as Byrums

oh man what the hell died in your ass?
"nothing i just have a Shit-Weasel"

by Takato-Defuniak August 13, 2003