Wealthy

Have enormous penis over the rich and broke.

I'm wealthy I have an enormous penis.

by anonymous November 30, 2023

being wealthy

Pulling a massive amount of hoes

Justin was being wealthy so he pulls alot of hoes.

by dfdsdferfd April 16, 2022

Wealthy Trash

Someone who has more money than common sense. They use lawyers, judges, and police to do their bidding as opposed to being a decent human being. They wont tell you about petty physical characteristics they don't like about you but will be quick to gossip about you behind your back instead of talking directly to you. They are always talking about the material things they have or have done. Often they enjoy travel and exotic cuisine. Opposite of those who are humble and talk about family, love, and charity. The highest of evil in society.

Rather than ending her relationship, Katherine Mcginnis acted like wealthy trash and ghosted. When the person tried to talk to her, she lied to police and called them a stalker and tried to get them thrown in jail. She even went as far as to sue them with misinformation.

by Ascended Master 1111 December 16, 2023

Wealthy Bug

An affluent insect, in both monetary assets and SQL knowledge.

"I cannot figure this database error out..."
"Oh, dude, you gotta find a wealthy bug!"

by pr1nc355fi May 4, 2021

Down wealthy

When a person with down syndrome is rich

I'm up, but the syndrome is down. So I'm down wealthy.

by centaure_zeus315 March 1, 2024

The Wealthy Dowager

A perverse sexual act in which during oral sex the male ejaculates into the receiver's mouth and squeezes his or her cheeks to force the cum out followed by smashing it into his or her face, a la a wealthy individual getting hit in the face with a cream pie in an old comedy short like The Three Stooges. This is easier to perform if the receiver is the spitting type.

Yeah bro, it would have, but I totally gave her The Wealthy Dowager last night!

by Vonsternium March 23, 2011

healthy, wealthy, and wise

A highly-desirable status attainable in one of three ways:
(A) Early to bed, early to rise (although tubby prune-faced ol' Benny didn't seem to "benny-fit" noticeably from THAT load-of-crapola wisdom --- just look at him, 'specially in his later years! So "frankliny", l wouldn't exactly count on this practice to produce all that much in the way of satisfactory results)
(B) Three easy steps: (1) Fake a feeling of illness "healthy" when you go to have your regularly-scheduled checkup. (Extra points if you have Obamacare.) (2) Hire a lawyer whose specialty is hospital/physician-related issues, and file a multi-million-dollar malpractice suit against the doctor who prescribed the incorrect/unnecessary medicine/treatment for your supposed malady that you turned out not to have, after all "wealthy". (3) With your ill-gotten windfall, retire to a private island in the Caribbean and spend a majority of your time studying all the great learned-writers' books Wise".
(C) Become a medical-malpractice lawyer YOURSELF! (Note: Extra points if you **don't** have ObamaCare!)

Pre-med student: I'm not sure I wanna spend my whole life workin' with blood 'n' guts every day.
Medical professor: No worries, Son --- with all of da greedy "healthy, wealthy, and wise" fortune-seekers out there nowadays, you'll likely be spending more time in the COURTroom than the emergency room, and so your daily routine will be far more broken up and less tedious than the doctors of yore hadda endure!

by QuacksO February 23, 2017