we need to talk 

female version of "I need to complain"

"We need to talk" will often be said after toilet seats are left in the upright position, and/or you come before she does and/or in the event of forgotten anniversaries.

we need to talk by Captain Rad November 22, 2002

we need to talk 

According to George Costanza, "the worst four words in the English language." Added Jerry Seinfeld, "either that or 'whose bra is this?'"

Before breaking up with him, George's girlfriend let him know that "we need to talk."

we need to talk by pbm19 March 27, 2008

we need to talk 

The four worst words in the english language. Either that or "whose bra is this?"

Woman: David, we need to talk.
Dave: FUCK!

we need to talk by REID April 18, 2004

we need to talk 

Actually means, 'I need to talk, You better listen'.

Generally pronounced by a female voice

Susan: Dera, we need to talk.
Sam: (time to put all my non-listening skills I been practicing)

we need to talk by [offbeat] April 11, 2004

we need to talk 

I need to dump you, and it's suddenly "our" problem/fault. Often said to be a girl phrase, is in fact used just as often by guys. When employed in e-mail, is an attempt to simultaneously sever e-mail contact and preclude actual "talk"...

emails: We need to talk. I'll call you.
Never quite summons up courage to call. Hopes like hell she won't e-mail or ring, and that he can skulk off into the night. Sign of cowardice, therefore an automatic disqualifier when it comes to relationship material...

we need to talk by Robina22 December 28, 2005

we need to talk 

I'm gonna drop you like a sack of potatoes.

Guy: "Ummm, hi Sallie, I really like you."

Sallie: "We need to talk!"

we need to talk by D M February 10, 2004

we need to talk 

She means "I want to whine, bitch, and nag about something you did, known and unknown to you!" It can also mean that she has nothing worth saying at all. Be prepared for a half-hour impromptu sermon on whatever she has on her mind (and that would me many random things).

It is especcially annoying when she uses the word "we", knowing damn well that SHE is the one who will be doing all the talking.

Susan: Honey, we need to talk about your insensitivity to my feelings.

we need to talk by AYB September 24, 2003