waxed

same as plastered or wasted on anything or everything. Just really, really f-ed up

My life is so screwed up right now, but it's alright because I'm going to waxed and cum on some tits tonight.

by P Gibby November 29, 2004

Waxed

The act of rubbing surfboard wax on someones car's windows and head lights. this is normally done to some out-of-towner who tries to move in on your local surf territory.

man someone totaly waxed your car.

by Rickman69 March 4, 2005

waxed

the state of being extremely intoxicated

I heard bob was at a strip club and got taxed. Yeah, and the funny part is he wasnt even waxed.

by Allan Walker July 30, 2008

wax

a protective coating for your car.

I waxed my car today so the elements would not destroy the paint.

by Mikey March 19, 2005

wax

To jack up, screw up or otherwise make something inoperable.

That guy got a virus and it totally waxed his system.

by delphi3 July 16, 2008

Wax

Basically meaning "cool", "outrageous", or just downright "boshank".

Originated from a mispronounciation of the word "wack", and should be accompanied by sticking up your littlest finger.

originated early 21st Century, Surrey England. A. Scanlon & S. Neal.

Hey man, that is absolutely wax, you waxin' mofo.

by Proffessor Myukki Brainsponge April 26, 2005

Waxing

Drinking Alcohol on Script Medications

Wine/ Xanax - WAX'in

U wanna wax up before we hit the club?

Yeah bored as fuck lets just wax it up at mine

No cash this week bro ill just be waxing with my girl

I was waxing all day yesterday and have no idea how i ended up there!

by Frizzesh March 14, 2011