Watson

To "Watson" something is to do it to the absolute max, this could be anything from smoking a cigarette to hittin' the gym to partying your ass off.
Guy "Yo dude pass me that joint ima Watson it to Fuck"

Friend - "Man your soooo poor"
by Stenny123 September 05, 2011
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Usually refers to a guy who is very charming and funny. Favorite past time is photography and loves to drink. Favors German automobiles and Ikea furniture.
Girl #1: That guy is such a Watson.
Girl #2: I concur.
by sixfeetshort February 05, 2010
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Confusing as these creatures may be, Watsons are seemingly oblivious to the real world that encirlcles them. Known to frequently sleep with a guy after knowing them for as little as 4 days. Watson's main aim in life is to find a partner, any partner, and mate as quickly, and frequently as possible. Often moving from guy to guy simply to fulfil such overpowering sexual desires.
Drastic changes to livestyle and physical apperance are also common amoung such creatures. The fur of a Watson is ideally cut with a razor and should not exceed 5mm in length. However a fringe should always be present, and preferably coloured with highlights. Having such highlights earns Watsons' brownie points.
Generally referred to as "slut's", "ho-bag's" and more commonly "Watson", the name is a slang of many, many, offensive terms, combined in a last name of a particular stray Watson.
Watsons are an example of public stupidity. Not a breed in which one would feel compleled to converse with.
OMG, it's a Watson. Get out the way guys, she'll try to sleep with you!!

Jeeze. That Watson sure is a biatch. Hang on, WHO is she out with today?
by fizzbuzz September 26, 2008
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Shitting ones pants at the most inopertune time.
by Steelcowboy October 12, 2008
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When someone embellishes their contributions to the war effort
Watson talks about the war like he's fucking Rambo or something
by Happynesdinmypants July 03, 2010
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A rich boy who shows off his wealth in style
That Marcus is such a Watson
by Tass1 July 30, 2017
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A large satisfying shit. One that takes a while to come out but when it does feels satisfying as fuck.
Mate I’ve been working on this Watson all day.
by Minty__ April 23, 2020
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