Water Sheringham 

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.

Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

or

How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.

Water Sheringham by arseblog July 31, 2009

Morning water 

Whatever bodily liquid you wake up in from the night before.

Person 1.I must have had a really awsomr dream last night my bed was soaked when I woke up.

Person 2.Dude! Tmi I don't need to know how your morning water came about!

Morning water by Conker1 October 5, 2016

Grey water 

It is basically piss and shet mixed together .

What is this? Ugh it stank. Oh, it’s grey water, it’s basically piss and shet . I am just telling you.

Grey water by Jazzy asthmatic asthetic October 2, 2019

bean water squirts 

Another name for a coffee enema

Reginald was a hipster moron who thought GMO's were evil and vaccines caused autism. He also liked bean water squirts, believing they would keep him cancer free.

bean water squirts by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

senora warren 

A total bitch Spanish teacher.

Bruh she's such a senora warren

senora warren by Warren_is_trash February 6, 2017

blue ass water 

When an "influencer" (usually Instagram white girls/fuck boys) posts a picture of the place they're at that includes some body of water that looks very blue, and very beautiful. Fact: this phrase was invented by Cody Ko, in his video titled "QUIT YOUR JOB AND TRAVEL FOREVER!!".

Person 1: "Look at this hot girl's Instagram post. 2 weeks in Greece! I wish I was her."
Person 2: "Yeah look at that blue ass water. Now I feel like shit."

blue ass water by Xx_gamer_girl_69_xX November 3, 2019

Warten Weg

A brand refers to the unique identity of a business, product or service. Branding is the representation of your organization as a personality. By branding a company it can portray its image to the public in a clear and concise way.

Make an amazing design with Warten Weg.

Warten Weg by Rob Janoff September 16, 2019