Asteroid

The fattest thing at a party. You wouldn't fuck her, but you'd let her suck your dick.

Were there any girls at that party?" "Yeah, but there was an asteroid, too." "Oh. Gross. Did you fuck her?" "No, but I let her suck my dick.

by JustUsGuys October 4, 2010

Gasteroid

Massive fart

After eating 20 bean burritos, he released a gasteroid and stunk up the whole restaurant.

by DJ F-Train November 20, 2011

Asteroids

A classic arcade game that was made by Atari where you had to shoot asteroids off of the screen. It was black and white but awesome at the time.

I'm going to the Arcade to play Asteroids tonight.

by pablowisdom August 19, 2016

Asteroids

When your cumshot destroys your surroundings

Hey man i just shot some asteroids at my red bull can and knocked it over.

by flavourman April 4, 2009

Asteroids

You might think huge rock but it’s actually a drug you might find while playing a video game

Person 1:Bro I found some Asteroids!

Person 2: Wait what? You mean Steroids?

Person 1:Nah man! Asteroids!

by RobotSkeleton27 January 20, 2020

in a void asteroid

It is a commonly used addition to Bill Haley's "in a while alligator"

...see ya later alligator
...in a while crocidile
... see ya later alligator
... in a void asteroid....

by KiwiOz June 28, 2006

wastered

Being really drunk and stoned at the same time.

I drank a pint of Jack and smoked a blunt, I'm so wastered right now.

by kellythephilly March 9, 2007