tampon wasteland

1. The furthest crevice of a woman's vagina. This is where tampons are sent accidentally and are stranded for eternity. Can be caused by having intercourse, or getting fingered or fistblasted when a tampon is in place.

2. The original inspiration for the song Baba O'Reilly by The Who, that refers to a "Teenage Wasteland". They changed the name of the song to make it appeal more to the masses.

Doctor: Hi, what brings you in today?

Patient: Well doctor, I forgot I had a tampon in and my boyfriend stuck his fist in my pussy. I was hoping you could help give my tampon wasteland a thorough cleaning.

Doctor: Oh, wow, I think I can help, but this may take a while. Assistant, please pass me a tire jack, 2 chopsticks and a high-powered dustbuster.

tampon wasteland by wordman55 August 27, 2012

urban wasteland 

Where words rejected by Urban Dictionary are banished to.

The staff didn't like my word putzpot and sent it to the urban wasteland.

urban wasteland by tirtle January 13, 2017

post-industrial wasteland 

Kaiserslautern, Germany

Yeah, I grew up in Europe. Unfortunately, Kaiserslautern is the German version of Pittsburgh or Detroit; absolute post-industrial wasteland. I can see jobs dying when I walk down the street.

post-industrial wasteland by Dr. Jennifer Bitchwitch July 25, 2009

Littered tyrannical wasteland 

(Invented by Kat Timpf on Gutfeld!): a city or county or locale falling apart specifically due to the buffoonishly idiotic government policies and the 3 plagues of social work

A liberal city like Portland (Oregon), Seattle or San Francisco, will be a perfect example of a modern,liberal, littered tyrannical wasteland.

Since crime isn't included in the 3 plagues of social work, Chicago and New York City are not in my definition of littered tyrannical wasteland, at least not for now.

Littered tyrannical wasteland by Uncle Dimma June 5, 2021

Karren wasteland 

A phrase used to describe a thread on the internet that has been overrun by members of the karen community typical themes include poor service and negative reviews that pander to other karens

Don't even bother going on the olive garden comments section place is a fuckin karren wasteland

Karren wasteland by Day-day Despres June 26, 2020

Cultural Wasteland

A place that has no art scene, music scene, or any minorities.

New Jersey is the biggest cultural wasteland this side of the Canadian border.

Cultural Wasteland by Artbybrody April 3, 2009

human wasteland

Carrot top.

human wasteland by Anonymous May 15, 2003