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Oklahoma car wash

The Act/Process of washing one's self in a gas station/truck stop's bathroom sink with paper towels and hand soap. The process usually only covers the face, neck, underarms, and chest.
No Letiscia, I stink because an "Oklahoma car wash" is all I can afford right now.
by Crazy Daniel "Webster" September 22, 2006
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ball-washing

giving someone excessive flattery. Recently popularized by the Petros and Money show on Fox Sports Radio.
John Madden has been ball-washing Brett Favre for years.
by dizzyHB May 15, 2010
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The Wash of Shame

The wash of shame refers to a situation in which a person must repeatedly wash and scrub their face, hands, fingers, genitals or any other body part or oriface used during sexual activity with someone that is dirty, nasty, unkept and just has raunchy smelling privates. The smell may be filthy body odor, smegma, or caused by infection. The wash of shame often occurs the morning after a night out at a bar, nightclub, or party. People undertaking the wash of shame have spent time with a sexual partner on a one-night stand, an office party fling, a parking lot quickie, a hotel romp or other sexual activity that rendered one or more body parts reeking of rancid odor akin to ground fish with onions, sour sausage with ripe cheese or just plain sour ass. The wash of shame is most noted by the fact that it often takes multiple washes and scrubs to minimize and reduce the presence of the stank and causes repeated feelings of remorse and regret.
Justin hung out wth his co-worker Jane after the office holiday party. After drinking more at a local bar, they went to Justin's car where he gave her a quick finger bang. The smell of dirty hot ass filled the car along with the sound of stirring mac n cheese as he fingered her love box. Justin spent the rest of the night at home doing the wash of shame. It took a gallon of bleach to clean the smell from his fingers and the feelings of regret caused pre-Monday return to work anxiety.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2015
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wasbund

ex or soon to be ex husband
girl asks "who was on the phone"
girl answers " it was my wasbund,he wants his credit card back"!
by Chevyboy August 13, 2007
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Washermashen

The practice of being involved in intercourse on top of a washing machine while the female mashes potatoes
Dude last night the misses and I tried doing a washermashen
by Coliflairhoward July 18, 2016
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wash the chinese off

The act of cleaning a newly purchased item from a store or online marketplace, particularly but not limited to, kitchen appliances, for the purpose of preventing infection from any foreign bacteria from an unclean factory or unpaid child labourer overseas.
Mike: I just bought this bong today, want to try it out?
John: I'm not putting my lips anywhere near that thing until you wash the chinese off of it
by JohnnyCockring August 26, 2020
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Newport, Washington

A small town on the Washington-Idaho Border where every other house on any given street is a drug house.
"Dude, where are you from?"
"Newport, Washington. But don't worry, I didn't live in THOSE houses."
by fancynancy812 May 6, 2012
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