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Tongue-Worthy

A particularly provocative, shapely, angelic-looking woman, whom you'd not only love to perform oral sex on as long as it takes for her to climax , but whom you would LOVE to perform oral sex on for as long as it takes her to climax for the rest of your lives together.
Kathy: -I waxed today. You like?-

Joseph: "It looks beautiful! Oh, my Love , you are such a tongue-worthy little beast!"
by Chad5500 June 13, 2014
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clap worthy

A girl that is good enough to have sex with.
by The____ging May 27, 2018
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Stab-worthy

One of the many brilliant words to come out of Seinfeld. Anyone who can be loved (or hated) enough as to be impaled by a sharp object.
Elaine: I mean, think about it, Jerry. There must be something exciting about this guy if he can arouse that kind of passion. I mean, to be stab-worthy, you know? It's kind of a compliment.
Jerry: Yeah, too bad he didn't get shot. He could have been the one.
by f1fan October 4, 2009
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gilmore worthy

Something Worthy for the Gilmore Girls to eat.
The Gilmore Girls are notorious for eating crazy amounts of Junkfood and Coffee.
Fifi :"They have great coffee at that new cafe down the street"
Muffin:"It may be good but is it gilmore worthy?"Gil
by Kristin O May 1, 2006
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rubber worthy

The determination of the fuck-worthiness of a female.(ie-whether they're worth wasting a rubber on). Analagous to Seinfeld's Elaine inspired "sponge worthy".
That girl looks pretty hot but I'm just not certain she's rubber worthy.
by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011
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lol worthy

lol should not be accredible at any time. however if need be used, if you hear a statement that is funny and you want to let person know that you literally laughed out loud, it is lol worthy.
Kevin: Let's have a playdate sweet pea.

Sweet Pea: That was lol worthy, what are we toddlers?
by BAlleRinAZ April 14, 2009
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Jersey Worthy

As defined, Jersey Worthy refers to an average professional sports player, specifically a player no one has heard of or knows by name, whom plays so well that a fan is compelled to pay 150 bucks for that players authentic jersey.
Nate Robinson scored 24 points in the fourth quarter to bring the Bulls from a 16 point deficit and beat the Brooklyn Nets. He is Jersey Worthy.

Rookie Anthony Rizzo went 3-4 today with a home run and two doubles. He is Jersey Worthy.
by GoochFace April 27, 2013
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