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waking the cadaver

An American deathcore band. But not JUST a deathcore band, but a BR00TAL deathcore band, which generally involves taking the sheer intensity and talent of brutal death metal with the gayness of deathcore to get something much worse than the original 'core genre.

They have annoying vocals, bearable guitars, an annoying snare drum and inaudible bass. Oh and they're not goregrind (this is what scene kids think to be rebellious. This system has a parallel to those of people thinking Slipknot is death metal.)
I get annoying with the scene people at school wearing Bring Me The Horizon shirts, but if Waking the Cadaver becomes popular I swear I will murder them.
by The Aborted Crew March 4, 2009
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waking nightmare

The nightmare that continues when you wake up. Or real-life has become nightmarish.
When Kyle was sent to prison his life became a waking nightmare, he was so pretty.
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walinga

An Australian slang term for one who masturbates excessively.
"Oy mate! No wonder your palms are hairy! You're a regular walinga!"
by Happy Vegemite June 15, 2008
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The Best Part of Waking Up

Is Folgers in your Cup!
Rockapella actually sang that song. I didn't know that earlier.
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waking the cadaver

A deathcore band from New Jersey. They claim to have invented their own genre called "slamming gore groove", when really all they are is a shitty deathcore band. Their drummer cannot do gravity blasts correctly, their guitar parts are usually just CHUG CHUG and tremolo picking, and their vocalist just flat out sucks. Retarded scene kids call them grindcore; I doubt even the band themselves have heard of Napalm Death or Pig Destroyer. It's bands like Waking the Cadaver that give deathcore a bad name.
Scene kid: d00d, listen to dis br00tal grindcore i just found!!11

Joe Bob: What the fuck is this shit?

Scene kid: itz waking the cadaver!!!! this is some good grindcore!!!!1

Joe Bob: It's isn't grindcore dumbass, it's just shitty deathcore with lyrics about SHREDDED WHEAT.

Scene kid: .....

Joe Bob: That's what I thought.
by GOD DOMMIT FRONK April 10, 2009
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We Will Never Win This Battle, We Need A Wainie
by Anonymous January 19, 2003
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waking up in the red sea

When a girl is on a heavy period and wakes up to find she has leaked overnight, staining all her clothes and bed sheets.
I have total fanny tap. This morning i was waking up in the red sea!
by rlrlrlrl May 9, 2011
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