Dooklear Warfare

The act of waging war on the toilet with your ass.

Man... that Mexican food did a number on my guts. I'm gonna engage in some dooklear warfare.

by irvingjohn April 20, 2011

Modern Warfare 2

America's new form of military draft. Makes young american males want to join the ground forces because they play too much MW2.

Dumb kid: Yeah im gonna join the army when i grow up cuz i like guns and shooting people in the face on Modern Warfare 2. this one time i got a 10 killstreak and only 30 deaths and i like to use stopping power to make my bullets stronger and i'll always know where the enemies are because i'll have a UAV radar in the top left corner of my screen and if i get shot it'll only hurt for 5 seconds and then i'll recover and i like to rush around corners and this one time i got 2 helicopters and i killed this noob with a grenade and then i spawned behind their hole team and knifed them lololololol and then oh yeah im almost level 70 and then.....

by Keegor Sweet December 12, 2009

Modern Warfare 2.5

A game published by Activision which is a simple "copy-and-paste" stand-alone game. The graphics and physics engine for this "new" and "improved" game are "phenomenal", with little to no improvement in comparison of the Black Ops engine. Many people are fooled by the official label of the game "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3", but most gamers recognize that the game was just half-assed and only minor adjustments were made.

Everybody knows that this game should have been a 40 USD expansion, the same way people thought Halo 3:ODST should have been an expansion for Halo 3 (original).

People often confuse this game with Modern Warfare 2. Hence, the name Modern Warfare 2.5

"Hey man, do you want to jump onto that MW3?"

"Naw dude, I'm getting on Battlefield 3 and then Halo bro! Screw that Modern Warfare 2.5!"

"Dawg, you right! I'm gonna play with you hold on real quick!"

by Basilman212 November 10, 2011

Warframe

I broke my E button because of primed fury

guy A) warframe sucks dude
guy B) why?
guy A) I broke my E button just because i spemmed it so hard while useing duel kama primed with primed fury and berserkeds
guy B) go see a doc

by MadeToTroll May 7, 2018

wardagang

A fast, mofo and American Pie Soldier. Also known as the next Lebron James and can shoot hoops till his dad pilots them out

Wardagang better get here before bean boy starts the rec championship game

by BEANBOY732 April 16, 2019

Modern Warfare 2

The single greatest way of making 12-16 year old boys think they know everything about how the military operates.

Kid after playing Modern Warfare 2: Hey when you fought in Afghanistan how many pavelows did you call in?

Guy who got back from Afghanistan: *shakes head*

by ProjectRealityForTheGame January 18, 2011

Wafa

A middle eastern/Persian name for a girl. Usually with caramel or tan skin, dark hair and eyes. A girl who is honest, true, loyal and pure. She is beautiful in the most subtle way. She is smart, witty, bubbly and out going, she makes friends wherever she goes. With a robust exterior personality but in truth she is secretly a delicate and sensitive girl.

Guy: See that girl with dark hair?
Friend: Yeah. What about her?
Guy: I'm going to ask her out.
Friend: Why!? She's so obnoxious! And from here she doesn't look real fine either, kinda chubby really.
Guy: Nah man, look closer that's just what she chooses to show you. Her parents should have just named her Wafa.

by Thenamedictionary November 15, 2013