wanking face

The face one pulls while in the act of masterbating

Lol you should see martins wanking face, it looks like his seen a ghost and got a wheelbarrow up his ass

by mitch00uk March 31, 2015

Walling

Tripping, bugging, messing around. Etc

person 1: ayo young Dracula what's hanning with that fat chick you was kissing yesterday, you gon cuff her up?

Person 2: nigga fuck you, you walling. That's all you, she was dropping it like its hot on you this morning, you think I didn't peep that. Lil bitch (big Sean voice)

You walling = you tripping, bugging, messing around.

by Tutty frutty baby!! October 21, 2013

wanking with dinosaurs

BBC TV show (yet unaired) about the masturbatory customs of Tyrannosaurus Sex, Orgasmosaurus Ferox and other Mezozoic critters.

Did you know that little Velociraptors got off by humping the leg of giant sauropods?
Did you know that Microraptor Zhaoianus had a feathered dork?
If you didn't, then watch Wanking With Dinosaurs!

by Hugh G Rection May 29, 2005

wangliness

n. 1. The size, shape, or quality of one's penis.
2. In conjunction with "your," a term of respect.

Your wangliness is impressive, your wangliness.

by Wangle May 27, 2005

Wanking Simon

A variation of the "Peeping Tom", the "Wanking Simon" also falls into the wider subcategory of the "Peep-Wank". Like his cousin Tom, the Wanking Simon will be found peeping through chinks in the curtain or gaps in the timber Venetian blinds at unsuspecting victims who are in a state of undress. The Simon will be simultaneously getting his wank on, hence the name "Wanking Simon". Participants commonly engage in sweater-wearing, as it has been found that a tight knit weave is perfect for brushing over the beaded brow expected from such exertion.

"Why, look at that man over there! He's peeping through the gaps in the timber Venetian blinds of the neighbour's spa house! What is he doing?"

"He's wanking! And look! He's wearing a sweater!"

"By God, you're right! It's a Wanking Simon! Call the police!"

by Hauparu Bay December 17, 2011

wanking spanners

An alternative name for your hands.
obviously used while masturbating.

im away to the toliet to tighten my nuts with my wanking spanners.

by Codiak July 31, 2003

wangin

comin from the east side kno t.n. means to be bumpin like system is really loud and u lettin ya self be known

mike came through the hood wangin yesterday witth 4 12s

by uh oh rep 865,706,&423 4 life July 8, 2004