wank

The act of self masturbation (verb)

Hey John, wanna go catch a beer?
No, I think I'm just going to go home and have a wank.

by terriblequiche August 10, 2006

wanked

past tense: slang term for masturbation

1. The boy wanked himself.

by Katrina ((Kitty)) September 27, 2005

wank

the voice inside someones head that tells them to do and say unexplainable things.

he is similar to an infection, anyone can get sick with him, but once he is there he never leaves.

Simon - “why did you do that”

Tom - “it wasnt me it was wank”

by prouddaddyof3 April 27, 2023

Wanking

to grip your hand around your penis and pull up and down ... to cause an ejaculation

ha ... y sick minded person ... ud like to know wouldnt u!

by duuuude April 13, 2004

wanked

what a guy does to his dick when he is alone, to pleasure himself and cum. It feels so fucking good by the way!!!

Johnny wanked over the girl rubbing her pussy.

by hornyhamish February 7, 2018

wank

A colloquial reference to male masturbation.

Although E. M. Forster enjoyed Virginia Woolf's company, he'd often wish she'd shut up and leave so he could enjoy a rollicking good wank in the gazeebo.

by Reginald Whattabone October 6, 2003

Wank

Art of jacking off the man meat, giving it a good wholesome rub, massage, squeeze and jerk until you spray your hot sticky man juices over a face, into a mouth, over yourself, your hands, your abs, your pecs, the floor, the walls, and in your car, bedroom, bathroom, shower, bed, garden, and naked or in your jocks, jeans, suit trousers, or speedos.

Bro, you're such a filthy bastard man, taking a wank in your business suit.

by Wind blower July 1, 2016