Look at that gottdamned waltzing piss ant!
by fonspa November 01, 2010
by 'The' Ace February 01, 2005
The elegantly clumsy performance of standing up and stumbling, or, generally, standing as if one's feet were being shot at, while sufficiently drunk.
by Chrysostom January 12, 2013
by West Virginia waltzer July 20, 2022
When someone screws you over big time and wrecks your shit, and all you can do is exclaim in pure helpless frustration that you got WALTZED
WALTZED
by Bort Shnort February 01, 2019
Noun. The choreographed almost dance-like movements of men as they either navigate furniture into or out of a home, the description stems from the readjusting and navigating of corners making the movements resemble a sort of very slow waltz.
"This couch is huge!"
"Its going to be close, but I think we will be able to man waltz it in without scraping the leather."
"Its going to be close, but I think we will be able to man waltz it in without scraping the leather."
by muscledummie April 15, 2010
The act of sort of ‘shuffling along’ instead of walking properly. Almost as if your shoes are a bit too big for you . Thus resembling someone slightly tamely advancing a relatively solid turd along the sidewalk with their foot or feet . We’ve all seen such half arsed gaits being displayed , mostly by junkies , pissed-up fuckwitts or indeed those individuals that may have in fact , shat in their own clothes .
Dancing the shitkickers waltz
Dancing the shitkickers waltz
See that lowlife piece of excrement over there , trying to make his way to Lidl , and dancing the shitkickers waltz ?
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023