yellow wallpaper

verb: used to describe a covert escape from an awkward or uncomfortable situation in a crowded room. If one sticks close to the wall, one can avoid being seen by creepers in aforementioned room, especially by crawling around the perimeter of the room. Inspired by Charlotte Perkins Gilman's short story.

Tory and Becky yellow wallpapered it out of the bar to escape from the guys creeping on them. Once out they exclaimed, "We've got out at last!"

by mama's makin gnocchi February 25, 2012

wallpapering the kitchen

n. Vulgar Slang

1. Colloquial slang for masturbation.

"the mother walked into the room while the young man was wallpapering the kitchen"

by Vutton February 27, 2004

wallpaper tv

When you have your tv on even though you aren't watching anything.
Usually whatever you're wallpaper tv is requires no attention span and has no plot.
wallpaper tv is..
-Tv guide channel
-Any movie you've seen 2 or more times or is more than 7 years old.
-Whatever comes on after something you where actually watching.
-repeates that get shown 900 times a day (friends, madtv, anything on tvland,ect.)

person 1:"Dude, why are you watching an E True Hollywood Story of the cast of Happy Days?"
person 2(has headphones on, doing something other that watching tv) "Huh? oh, it's wallpaper tv."

by burt reynold's mustache. June 23, 2007

wallpaper wednesday

or WW

It's the day in the week, on which you change all your wallpapers.

A) new wallpaper?
B) Of Course it's wallpaper wednesday

by Kasp6672 December 18, 2013

Pittsburgh Wallpaper

Stapled, taped or glued beer case packaging on walls to cover up clandestine crime/embarrassing seans, like, but not limited to: bullet holes, blood stains, cum stains and meth-lab remnants.

Sergio wants us to clean up the Pittsburgh Wallpaper left behind in unit 17.

Brittany and Berk, Pittsburgh Wallpapered their basement to keep questions down.

It didn't take long for the cops to teardown the Pittsburgh Wallpaper and find the slug.

by catwithbadbreath March 9, 2010

dutch wallpaper

The result of a "person with explosive shitsticles comming out of his arse" that continualy smashes his asshole against the wall. This makes a brown masterpiece that some people call the "Dutch Wallpaper"

I heard the janitors talking about a dutch wallpaper in the boys bathroom!

by daanielleer August 18, 2015

wallpaper hoarder

A person who grabs any or all genres of wallpapers from multiple sources (Pinterest, Google Images, etc.). They change their wallpaper however long they like (could be hourly or daily). Also, their phone storage might be always full because most of the wallpapers they’ve downloaded are 4K HD quality.

The wallpaper hoarder has a phone wallpaper of Deku. The next day, they changed their wallpaper to Bakugo.

by nervous_wreak3 October 28, 2022