Wisconsin Wash Cloth 

You take a slightly warm moist sock and jizz in it. Then slap your spouse or anyone in the face with it.

The wife was being a twat about my drinking, so I gave her a Wisconsin Wash Cloth and she calmed the fuck down

Wisconsin Wash Cloth by TwoFlushPoo November 8, 2019

High Speed White Wash 

A group of men in a panel van who ejaculate on a unsuspecting bystander. Similar to a drive but with cum.

Grab the boys, we’re pulling a High Speed White Wash

High Speed White Wash by BigLeatherDaddy May 26, 2023

Wash MO 

Washington, Missouri
Famous for the corn cob pipe.

Let's go cruise 5th Street here in Wash MO...there's nothing else to do.

Wash MO by scoobydoo347 May 13, 2005

Gentleman's Wash 

To hastily clean your manhood in the basin of a pub’s toilets in preparation for a forthcoming sexual act with someone you’ve just met.

Dave hoped the bird he was giving a ride home to would give him a blowjob on the way so he had a gentleman's wash

Gentleman's Wash by tropical July 16, 2008

redneck power wash 

the act of peeing on a poop stain in a toilet to wash it away.

you open the toilet and there is a poop stain on the wall and you use your penis to redneck power wash it clean

redneck power wash by Andy Banas July 20, 2008

Russian warship... Go fuck yourself

-Brave unknown Ukrainian Soldier circa February 24th, 2022

Is a declarative statement made that basically says "Come get some" in the certainty of impending doom. Made by those that wish to display style and gravitas in the face of death all while having balls the size of "UY Scuti" (the largest sun in the known universe).

"Did you hear that? The Russian Navy wants us to surrender, hey Russian warship... Go fuck yourself"

Russian warship... Go fuck yourself by MarshallC February 25, 2022

Wash of Shame 

When a female finishes masturbating and walks to the sink and wash her sex toy(s)

Brianna felt ashamed when her roommate caught her in the bathroom doing the wash of shame after using her dildo.

Wash of Shame by Claud4 May 9, 2014