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What happened to you? 

A stunningly inappropriate and thoughtless question often blurted toward a handicapped person, the only proper answer to which is "Don't ask".
"What happened to you?" asked the seemingly civilized man of the woman who was struggling mightily to take each halting step. Yet she needed no reminder of how hard it was to move, or of how many years she had been in pain. She was under no obligation to answer the moronic stranger, who in any event seemed to want no answer and quickly began prattling about his skiing accident, years ago, which he believed would be fascinating to a woman with a permanent handicap, but, please... don't ask.

What about me ? 

Said by those individuals that feel left out of something or by someone unincluded in the plans made by others.
As the older couple made plans for the honeymoon they never had after getting married, because all of their time, money and effort had been spent raising kids, the conversation was overheard by the now adult last child still living at home whom asked, What about me ?
What about me ? by jpg3 November 10, 2011

what the fuck is a kilometer

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (GUNSHOTS) (EAGLE CRIES)

What the john? 

Devin Caherly's catchphrase. Usually used when surprised.
Announcer: The winner of the lottery is Devin Caherly!
Devin: WHAT THE JOHN?
What the john? by iCruncher May 25, 2022

what in the actual fuck

What in the actual fuck?!? To describe a sence of shock and confusion about the reality of your situation.
Your phone was connected to wifi then suddenly disconnects without reason, your chair was there a minute ago and now its gone. What in the ACTUAL fuck.

What the frick 

It is what you say when you ordered an Xbox card errrr Xbox remote and you get a bong.
"What the frick, I didn't order that"
What the frick by Ou714w February 24, 2018