Whalicorn

The proper name for narwhals, which makes perfect logic sense considering they are part whale, and part unicorn. In general, whalicorn just sounds cooler.

C: It's like a whale and a unicorn mated.
E: Exactly, it's a whalicorn.

by The PaperBag Artist January 17, 2011

Wahala

A remark made when confronted with an unusual or difficult situtation

Bode: Omo my bank just debited me for no reason o
Chima: Wahala

by CHUKCHUK May 18, 2021

whaling

A competetition whereby two or more people go out with the purpose of sleeping with the fattest possible members of the opposite sex. The one with the highest weight total wins and multiple copulations count towards the total value.

Des Moines, Iowa is a great spot for whaling. Me and bob went out and I bagged a 350 pounder!

by Sean S. December 9, 2003

Man-Whaling

Man-Whaling (verb) is what a female feels like the week before they get their period. It gets its name because when you are Man-Whaling you feel like both a man, and a whale. After your week or so of man-whaling then you have your period, and after you experience Post Man-Whaling. Post Man-Whaling (or PMW) is the same effect as Man-Whaling it just occurs after instead of before.

The term Man-Whaling originates from whs jv cheering when a girl said she felt like a man...and then a whale :)

At Cheering Practice:
Jenna "You guys I don't feel good...i'm Man-Whaling."
Alyson "Oh boy, didn't you just get over PMW a week ago?"
Jenna "Yea well now its started again..."
Alyson "Haha sucks for you!"

by whsjvcheer09 November 13, 2009

Whaling

To go to a bar and try to hook up with fat girls

My roomate loves to go whaling on the weekends

by tc123892 July 27, 2009

Whaling

The act of having sex with a fat girl who's fanny flaps resemble the tail fin of a diving humpback whale.

"I don't understand why the Japanese like whaling so much. Have they got no taste?"

by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009

Wahabi

Khwarjis, takfiris. Free from common sense. Wahabis tend to upload pics of their trainers and short thobe from top view. It reminds them of looking downwards from a throne.

Watching wahabi infighting is stand up comedy.
Wahabi 1- "You madhkali"
Wahabi 2- "You majoosi"
Wahabi 1- "You taghooot"
Wahabi 2- "May Allah break your back, you belong to the murjiyah"
Wahabi 1- "wth! You're ahlul hawaa"
Wahabi 2- "KAFIR"

Sunni: Minding own business.

General Wahabi: Nope. the quran and hadith are literally up to personal interpretation. i can go to the three different shaykhs who will give me different interpretations.

Bradford Wahabi: Kasmeh watching dawah man with my paiyy scrannin on haribos and browsing twitter looking for the next sufi to accuse of shirk akhiiii.

A list of wahabi sources = Trust MIAW, Fatawa Bin Baz.

Wahabi: Well would you look at the time!

12

11 ^ 1

10 | 2
9 ⊙--—> Time to do mass takfir.

8 4

7 5

6

by Loverxxgirl February 9, 2021