waffling

The act of jizzing on a waffle and then making someone eat it.

I felt frisky in the morning so to get back at Jim I did some waffling.

by pylorns August 30, 2004

waffling

To talk, without direction or clarity, at length. Often used to fill dead space in conversation.

Suzie would have been easier to get along with if she didn't keep waffling about the most banal things.

by salmonmoose August 19, 2004

waffling

1 Going on at great lengths about a subject, and usualy being boring in the process.

1 ( That guy just keeps on waffling about biographies and stuff.)

by Wiggity-wack August 30, 2004

waffling

Changing one's position on an issue

Senator John Kerry is well known for waffling on the important political issues to appease both sides

by Paul Xiano August 21, 2004

waffling

Waff'ling, from the verb 'to waffle', meaning:

1. To blather on pointlessly about a nonsense topic.

2. To get yourself out of a tight situation by talking a lot of bullshit.

1. 'I really want to impress this guy, so I'll start waffling on about nothing and look like a total prat!'

2. 'But Sir, I really did do that assignment! My dog ate it!'
'Stop waffling on. Thursday night detention.'

by Sonya August 21, 2004

waffling

To smack someone in the face with your penis.

Miranda loves waffling herself and others!

by Saundra Cites March 9, 2007

waffling

Constant, pointless talking that begins to turn into a continuous slur for the listener. Becomes very boring after a few minutes and can even cause drowsiness in severe cases.

My ass he is waffling again!

by Ad August 26, 2004