Waffle Stomp

Shitting in the shower and stomping down the drain.

Shawty got out of the shower after I performed a waffle stomp to show dominance. Safe to say I'm in.

Waffle Stomp by Giggleshitter April 15, 2026

Waffle-stomp

When you're a semi-big boy and you take a poo poo in the shower and stomp it with your wet foot down the drain. This most commonly occurs in schools, but some retards even do it at home.

Disabled swim coach: Well what the kids are doing now is this thing called waffle-stomping, where they stick a turd on the shower drain and stomp it straight through... It drains straight to the pool... I've had to clean up 3 stomps this month.
Hall monitor Helen: Ay, no running you cock sucker.

Waffle-stomp by Markosos G. October 5, 2018

Waffle Stomp a Corn Dog 

The act of pooping in the shower and then having to stomp it down the waffle drain opening.

John lost control of his bowels in the shower and ended up having to waffle stomp a corn dog.

Waffle Stomp a Corn Dog by JPOnslaught November 20, 2022

topdeck waffle stomp 

To take a dump in the shower then ejaculate on top of the turd before stomping it down then drain

Hey man sorry I did a topdeck waffle stomp in your mum’s shower

topdeck waffle stomp by BigpapiP October 4, 2021

Loughborough waffle stomp 

The act of catching a wild Loughborough university in another city or town and proceeding to shit into a shower grate, pick it up and slap them round the face with it.

I just Loughborough waffle stomped a Loughy third year in Nottingham.

Loughborough waffle stomp by Willybong July 5, 2022

Reverse waffle stomp 

Walking into a public restroom, shitting in your hands and shoving the shit in the hand dryer

I went to dry my hands in the restroom but got shit all over me instead cause some asshole decided the reverse waffle stomp the hand dryer

Reverse waffle stomp by Dirty kid bill August 21, 2022

Preemptive Waffle-Stomp 

An act similar to fisting, it involves waiting until one party needs to defecate before shoving a foot up the ass of the person as they attempt to shit, stomping the shit back up into the intestines of said person.

'Yo, I heard Brandon gave Shirley a preemptive waffle-stomp last night.'
"Really? That's fucking gross, I feel sorry for whoever has to wash his socks later on."

Preemptive Waffle-Stomp by CinnamonFrosting October 27, 2018