Waffelmingle

An interesting variety of mollusk whose territory is limited to the Eastern Pacific Ocean and whose diet consists mainly of other shellfish. Known by famed biologist John Venn of Cornell University as the "vulture of the sea".

"Man, you're like a waffelmingle the way you eat those goddamn cheetos."

by Njord Fingerturner April 23, 2003

Waffen

Guerrillas that adhere to a political ideology that is anti-democratic, anti-liberal, or anti-capitalist. Normally seen wearing skull face neck gaiters as a way to identify themselves.

A group of Waffen walked past me earlier... I wish I was as cool as them!

by Evolian February 8, 2021

Waffeling

Intense brutal masturbation using warm waffles, preferably of the eggo variety.

Mom: "Jacob what happened to all of the eggos? Have you been waffeling again?!"
Jacob: "Don't worry about it ma!"*fap*fap*fap*

by Slaperrific December 20, 2016

waffen crapper

A super-sexy white supremacist/neo-nazi female, a featherwood. Play on the phrase waffle crapper, since the Waffen SS were Hitler's army, and they sound kind of similar.

*Sees a waffen crapper across the bar*
Him: Hey baby, 14/88.
Her: You're Sieg Handsome. ;)

by Stone Cold Steve Wilkos lookalike May 8, 2008

Wafflehouseaholic

1. Any person that has an addiction and consistently craves eating at the restaurant Waffle House. Many studies have been done, but none have found a cure to this incredible-tasting addiction.

Kristin: Hey Matt, do you want to go to Waffle House!

Matt: Of course, Kristin! This'll be my 5th time to eat there this week.

Kristin: Why Matt! I didn't realize you were such a Wafflehouseaholic!

by Trumpetplaya April 4, 2009

Waffery

Waff-errr-reee

To waffle, jabber, jibber, ramble and mumble on. Any time you talk or write about something that has no real relavence or importance.

It was merely an exercise in waffery, which is why I mentioned my assumptions, providied my workings out and asked readers to draw their own conclusions.

by Stigward July 12, 2011

twat waffel

the best word combo ever.
1)it can be used as a greeting

2)a way of describing someone annoying or you dont like

3) a member of EPMPLS (eat pussy minneapolis)

1)mark: travis you twat waffel whats up?!

2) dammit mike you little frecklenutted twat waffle shut the hell up

by Steffan ABney January 24, 2008