Mong-wafer

Someone so thick that you pity them, although still repeatedly take the piss out of them.

Aaron is a complete and utter mong-wafer.

by ImNotNeo March 7, 2007

jesus wafer

The thin, brittle slice of "bread" that passes for the body of Christ during communion. It is, of course, washed down with a swig of Jesus juice.

Gregg: Why are you awake now? You were hammered last night.
Doug: Dude, I'm getting dragged to church.
Gregg: Oh, lame.
Doug: It's cool. I can space out until they serve the jesus wafers. They always help my hangover.

by Doug E Fresh Barcelona November 22, 2009

Pinkie Wafer

A male that flips over to homosexual tendencies when all other avenues are not available.

That guy was chatting up that girl, now hes all over that bloke. He must be a pinkie Wafer!

by dekkamsn July 20, 2016

Vanilla wafer chaser

1. Any female who only dates white guys, but is not white themselves.

1. Guy 1: Have you seen Lashawndra? She’s went home with Jake, Sam, Brad, and Brett in the same week but won’t give Jerome the light of day
Guy 2: Didn’t you know? She’s a vanilla wafer chaser man, good luck trying to date her if you’re not white.

by Lookatdatime January 19, 2018

waken baken

it has something to to do with smoking weed.. i think it is waking up in the morning and smoke the first thing u do!!

btw. Wiz khalifa called his tour "Waken baken tour" hahah and ofc the police came and arrested him hahah i laught

Wiz Khalifa on twitter everyday:
Waken baken

all those who reads it:
oooh, so he smoked already!!

by lundberg November 12, 2010

dagus wafer

1. something that stinks both literally and in the metaphoric sense.

2. dried up fecal matter that accrues on one's anal region or cavity.

3. see: dingleberry.

4. that of which is not good, bogus, lame, or any other undesirable state of being.

Ray: "Dude, I just got fired! That's SO dagus wafer!"

Mark: "Oh, man... that totally sucks, dude. I'm bummed for ya. Your boss is beyond dagus wafer for doing that."

by name witheld January 7, 2005

Wagener Terrace

Wagener Terrace is a Neighborhood in downtown Charleston SC. Wagener Terrace is everything Monks Corner is not; uber artsy, totally fit, very musical, doesn’t care if your single or married, very diverse, open-minded, hip, delicious, friendly, any religion or no religion, community minded, walkable, progressive, historic and cozy.

Man oh man…Sullivan’s Island can be stifling for a dynamic personality…lets go to Wagener Terrace and see what the cool kids are doing!

by freespirit200 February 16, 2022