tyrannosaurus queef monkey
tyrannosaurus queef monkey by gedkghngkjjnhgijh April 29, 2009
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Tyrannosaurus Arms
When going out with peers to a bar or restaurant and the same person never offers to buy a round, hence they have the short arms of a Tyrannosaurus and cannot reach their wallet.
-Wow I spent a lot of money last night.
-Yeah we paid for Joe all night. He couldn’t reach his wallet because of his tiny tyrannosaurus arms.
-Yeah we paid for Joe all night. He couldn’t reach his wallet because of his tiny tyrannosaurus arms.
Tyrannosaurus Arms by kale1040 December 5, 2011
Tyrannosaurus Tits
When a lady's baps are surprisingly small and flappy (like T Rex arms) in comparison with the rest of her body shape.
Chris: "have you seen that bird Phil is shagging?"
Dan: "yes, she must be twenty stone easy"
Chris : "yeah, but she has tyrannosaurus tits"
Dan: "fat with no tits? why is he with her ?"
Dan: "yes, she must be twenty stone easy"
Chris : "yeah, but she has tyrannosaurus tits"
Dan: "fat with no tits? why is he with her ?"
Tyrannosaurus Tits by DazCaz2 March 12, 2015
Tyrannosaurus SEX
Tyrannosaurus SEX by mikejohnphillips January 27, 2007
Tyrannosaurus Mex
A phrase coined by comedian Johnny Sanchez, relating to an older man of Mexican heritage who, during the process of aging, developed a stomach so large his arms seems to shrink in comparison, making him akin to a tyrannosaurus rex.
The term came to fruition through Sanchez noticing how as Mexican men age, they tend to morph into the description of Tyrannosaurus Mex with larger stomachs and seemingly smaller arms.
The term came to fruition through Sanchez noticing how as Mexican men age, they tend to morph into the description of Tyrannosaurus Mex with larger stomachs and seemingly smaller arms.
Johnny - Look at that guy! Look at that gut!
Bobby - Yeah! And his tiny arms! He's totally a tyrannosaurus mex.
Bobby - Yeah! And his tiny arms! He's totally a tyrannosaurus mex.
Tyrannosaurus Mex by wedidn'tstarttheflamewar November 29, 2009
tyrannosaurus sex
Crusty Bruce: i had tyrannosaurus sex with your mum last night.
Client Flannel: WTF?? shes a dinosaur?
Client Flannel: WTF?? shes a dinosaur?
tyrannosaurus sex by Monsieur Pants July 11, 2010
Tyrannosaurus Prick
A word describing a giant dick.
"Holy shit! Have you seen John's tyrannosaurus prick!" says Girl 1
"Are you kidding me!? My asshole is like 10 times bigger now!" Says Girl 2
"Are you kidding me!? My asshole is like 10 times bigger now!" Says Girl 2
Tyrannosaurus Prick by bigboy123453 August 5, 2012