vuvuzela

An annoying trumpet-like instrument played by fans, mainly in African countries, in football matches. They may be banned from Fifa for the 2010 Fifa World Cup in South Africa.

Fan #1: Did you hear the fans go crazy when South Africa scored the goal yesterday?
Fan #2: No! I had to put my television on mute because of those damn vuvuzelas!

by Soccer Fan September 8, 2009

Vuvuzela

A trumpet used in football matches.

Often mistaken with the sound of Chewbacca taking a shit.

Terrorist #1: I went to the toilet the other day. Sounded like a real vuvuzela.
Terrorist #2: I'm not your friend anymore.

by RandomNinja June 16, 2010

vuvuzela'd

Being drowned out by incessant protests while trying to say something - inspired by the South African horn being heard the Football World Cup.

The politician tried pacifying the raging mob but was vuvuzela'd by their hoots and jeers.

by Mohit Hira June 19, 2010

vuvuzaloser

Someone who abuses the power of their vuvuzela see def. Vuvezula {A mind-numbing torture device made of cheap, brightly colored plastic. It resembles a horn but its pitch cannot be changed. It is being used during the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.}

P1:Hey that guy over there wont stop playing that goddamn Vuvuzela its starting to get annoying.

P2:Ya that guys such a vuvuzaloser.

by clienteleman July 9, 2010

Vuvuzela

Cancer.

Allow me to demonstrate my proficiency as a mouth breather, by exhaling into my vuvuleza for 90 minutes.

Hey, do you also feel like being a human mosquito today?

Yep! That's why I brought my vuvuzela! Also, I'm famished. You gonna eat the rest of that battery acid?

by Actualfootballfan June 16, 2018

Vuvuzela

Swarm of bees that was constantly playing during the 2010 World Cup... oh, it's also an " instrument " played by South Africans. Extremely annoying, and hopefully baned before the next World Cup.

Person 1: I tried to watch the World Cup, but all i could hear was a swarm of bees!
Person 2: You mean all those Vuvuzela's?
Person 1: What's that...?

Person 2: It's a South African "instrument".

by DragonTamer2345 June 19, 2010

Vuvuzela

The argument that socialism is unviable just because Venezuela failed. This can also include equivocation of ideologies as disparate as anarcho-communism, social democracy, and Stalinism.

"You want Venezuela!"

"Holy shit not the vuvuzela argument again"

by Sitbear February 10, 2021