Vagoner

A mix between a Vagina and a Boner.

Zack: "Ewww, did you see her?"

Vin: "Ya!, I think she had a Vagoner!!!"

Zack: "Yuck"

Vin: "Yuck indeed"

by TheBigManGuy11 April 19, 2010

voon

A delicious cocktail of "V Energy Drink" and Red Wine. A Portmanteu of "V" + "Goon".

V Energy drink is a 'redbull' style energy drink with Guarana from Frucor (New Zealand beverage maker).

Goon is a local Australian term referring to cheap cask wine.

Annon and I were hanging out in the basement of that bookshop drinkin' voon and listening to the beats.

Person A: Im tired. Ive been drinking all day!
Person B: Try some voon!
Person A: *drink* Ahhh now ive got the energy to continue drinking all night!

by _MiW November 28, 2010

vagona

A very wide and loose vagina

Damn that chick had the nastiest vagona i've ever seen!

by Skeeter McNulty May 26, 2006

Vagonic

An extra strength douche. Similar to a colonic.

After the 500 person gang bang, Houston needed a vagonic to clean herself out.

by ltsmash1200 October 13, 2008

voont

To be extremely lazy, particularly while lying in an awkward position on a couch watching tv.

After work today all I want to do is go home and voont.

by altrain January 15, 2006

Vagoner

A mashup of Vagina and Boner, a Vagoner (pronounced "Vaj-joner") is a mammoth erection lost due to something being so shocking, disgusting or unsexy that it immediately crawls deep up inside the mans body, subsequently resembling a timid, trembling vagina.

Dude 1: Hey man. Did I ever tell you about the time I had the worlds deepest vagoner?
Dude 2: No way dude. What happened?
Dude 1: I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style, her hands were tied, she was gagged, all that kinky shit. I was soooo hard man.
Dude 2: Daaaamn bro.
Dude 1: Oh it gets worse. I go deeper, she squeals. Suddenly she farts and the room is filled with filthy stank-air.
Dude 2: THE FUCK?
Dude 1: Yeah man. My boner literally cried, shrank, and shot straight up inside my body. It looked like a pussy. No lie.
Dude 2: Man, that would give ANYONE a vagoner. Serious.

by Avinexis July 25, 2012

Vegone

The phenomenon that occurs to vegetarians or vegans when they taste meat and realize it's delicious and they regret living in their meatless past.

Pass me the hummus and some pita. Ew...there was meat on here. Jesus Christ that was delicious. I was vegan now I am vegone! *slits wrists*

by Mister W. February 23, 2010