vlastimir

Strong,good and powerful. Best father you can imagine. Best medics.

You so that handsome medic?! Yes that’s Vlastimir

by ToxicRoaster November 28, 2017

Vlassic

A sandwich, with pale hard stale bread, with a sickly white color whiter than an Irishman’s armpits. Also comes with green ham with rotting holes in it, black cold moldy cheese, rotten tuna, live sardines squirming around, and boiling mayonnaise that’s been rotting in the hot direct desert sun for weeks and that is imported on a hot sweaty cargo plane. Also the side is big fat cold clammy wet dark green pickles with huge bumps the size of herpies bumps on the side.

I tried the infamous Vlassic dish at the deli and was throwing up for hours, after I lost 20 pounds vomiting my lungs out I went to the ER and got my stomach pumped. Never eating that again !!!!!

by Da Rotten TunaMan May 22, 2020

Vlassis

He's the hardest working guy around you. Probably ending up as a lawyer in the future, he tries his best to be the best at his craft. Big football and basketball fan, he hates when his teams buy players for more that their actual worth and has high respect for Latin/Hispanic people/players. He tries to be as subjective as possible, but we all know that he has a little bias in his heart.

Vlassis is the biggest football fan. He'd love to hace this Colombian player on his team

by 2good4u2 November 20, 2021

Vlaščenko

A name describing a man without all or part of his genitals. A Vlaščenko can be missing the penis, one testicle, both testicles, or everything combined. It is generally not used to insult someone, but calling someone Vlaščenko might sound and be interpreted as offensive.

- How come you haven't had sex yet?
- I've been a Vlaščenko since birth bro

- Did you hear about his accident? He'll be a complete Vlaščenko after that.

by architectboomer November 21, 2021

Vlasceanu

Vlasceanu likes to run away in Steps of dance from Cati

Vlasceanu

by Crocodaial November 22, 2021

Vlasia

Vlasia is someone who laughs at her own jokes and thinks she's funny even tho she's really not. Vlasia is also a greek malakas who loves penny very very much.Shes is pretty, nice (sometimes)and overall the greatest friend you'll ever have <3.

-Omg who is that ???
-Its vlasia the famous greek malakas!!!!!!!!

by Softpancakes December 5, 2021

Vlastuin

The best kind of physics teacher

he is a real vlastuin

by sodhfous March 11, 2022