Masturbation Vacation

When a male or female takes a break from their normal masturbation tendencies. Usually to increase sexual pleasure during intercourse, also used as a challenge.

How was your Masturbation Vacation?
It was tough, but totally worth the wait...

by Jake & Drew March 25, 2011

psychiatric vacation

A popular practice in prison when a convict reaches a level of boredom or emptiness so severe that he or she embarks upon a plan to go “playcrazy” in order to get some sightseeing done and a temporary change in housing and usually much better meals in what may be an ingenious process of self-care.

I knew that I’d be seen as manipulative if I followed through with my prison savvy plan to take a psychiatric vacation but I was willing to suffer the blowback because quite frankly, my emotional needs are more important than my reputation at this point in my life.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

vacation dick

A dick that is far larger than average. It is good to fuck once to take a vacation but is too big to be an everyday occurrence like boyfriend dick

A: I had some great sex last night.
B: Why so good?
A: I got a nice vacation dick, too big for normal fucking but it was a nice change of size for one night.

by kvincett May 24, 2016

Vacation Bomb

A problem that exploses in your face only for you to find out that it was caused by someone who recently left for vacations.

-This application is broken
-Last modifications were made by Sanchez who just left for vacations 2 days ago.
-Looks like he left us with a vacation bomb!

by Finch Powers August 1, 2013

Shit vacation

A particularly long restroom break when at work, used as a chance to take a break, relax, and engage in some non-work-related activity, such as browsing the web or playing a game on a smart phone.

I needed to take a massive dump this morning, but I waited until I got to work so that I could take a nice long shit vacation.

by senorjay November 8, 2012

Going On Vacation

A term used when a drug dealer/crime boss goes to jail.

(Fatt Jimmy is Going On Vacation.)

"AY-O!, Tommy, Fatt Jimmy just went on vacation!"

"You know what that MEANS Tommy!?"

"Nah what"

"WE BOTH CAN NOW RUN THIS DRUG EMPIRE"

by ✠Mrcatmanjr✠#8191 April 18, 2021

vacation dick

A dick larger in size than your used to. It's exciting and fulfilling like a nice vacation.

"I totally had vacation dick last night, it was better than my 3 nights in Vegas!"

by TheJediGolfer June 16, 2016