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Anti-virus

Software forced onto the unsuspecting masses to combat Viruses. Usually written by ex-virus writters who needed a steady income.

Differs from viruses in intent, and cost. Viruses are usually free, whereas anti-viruses are not. Anti-virus software also tends to have a flashier interface.

Both software types will severely impact your ability to do anything productive, both will occasionally greet the users with unwanted popups, add web tool bars, provide inaccurate (but sponsered) search results, and keep your local IT shop in business.
"The new server anti-virus installed succesfully on the first try. Unfortunatly we couldn't access anything anymore, but we were protected, and that was the important part.
by j4gg3d December 14, 2010
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Voush

When one lacks the skills required to bed a women or is too shy and/or inexperienced to understand that she wants to engage in sexual relations.
1. Why are you such a Voush? just take her home already.
2. Stop Voushing she's practically asking you for it!

3. Voush!
by Yeeee May 5, 2014
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Troll Virus

1) A non-life threatening ailment, similar to a cold, that infects your body. It does not hurt you enough to make you miserable, but just enough to piss you off. Little trollfaces swim through your veins and inject RAEG into your cells. They then explode to create more troll faces in bursts of "LOL U MAD?". It is easy to get rid of, but impossible to ignore.

2) When a swarm of trolls target a specific forum board or chat room and bombard it with messages.

3) A virtual ailment that affects the user by making them have the constant urge to troll people. Whether it be trolling stupid people or even other trolls, everyone could be your target. This disease is impossible to get rid of, but there are many so-called "remedies". It is believed to have first spread in 4chan, but its real origins are unknown.
I got the Troll Virus, dude. I needed to yell at someone.
by Bobbington McBobberson III December 15, 2010
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Orange Virus

A virus that usually is a precursor for Covid-19 Virus.
You can’t think intelligently, You wear Stupid Red Hats, You don’t ever wear mask, you believe everything Trump says
You ain’t going to the Trump rally, you’ll catch the orange virus.
You know Supporters of #DPOTUS that attend Super Spreader Events/ Rally’s that don’t Social distance, wear masks or wash/disinfect their hands catch it.
DPOTUS Is the epicenter of this super spreader event. That’s why he’s

#DumbassPresidentOfTheUnitedStates
by Yuri Shatski October 16, 2020
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black COD virus

People often catch this disease after the release of the latest Call of Duty video game. It causes people to stay home from work/school and play Call of Duty nonstop for hours or in some cases, days.
I heard Adam caught the black COD virus. He won't be in school for three days.
by steelersalltheway January 17, 2011
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Kung Fu Virus

Yes, my devoted MAGA people, the Kung Fu Virus slipped in from China and has tried to knock us off our feet, but thank God - who incidentally is on our side - Republicans are anointed and made immune to this slanty-eyed and stealthy plague so we don’t need to wear any of those ugly facial masks!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2020
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Ebola virus

A fat woman who spreads gossip like a virus.
Paul: Did you hear about the Ebola virus?
Mike: no?
Paul: She's spreading.
by Bartender4u August 3, 2010
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