Vince

A Vince has a massive schlong, a 6 pack, and tries to be alpha male of the squad. His phone can only hold so many snap notificiations from his side tings. He's also a tryhard rapper and his game weak af.

Bro 1: Bro who is that one bro with like 1,000,000 snapchat score tho?
Bro 2: Bro thats Vince

by AwesomenessXP2 July 4, 2018

vince

1sensitive 2shy around girls 3makes an ass of himself alot 4people usually make fun of him 5musican 6people have different opinions on how he looks

he's such a vince

by gothicfool January 12, 2009

Vince

The gayest person in your friend group. Be sure not to get close to him or else undescribable things may happen to you. All victim's from Vince all suffered PTSD. He is that one kid in the corner that stalks you to your house.

Guy: Why are you so scared of Vince?
Guy2: Do not get close to that guy

by bob93492 October 8, 2020

vince

v. to demonstrate that a person, place, or luxury ocean liner is capable of failure or sustaining doom; to be shown vincible rather than invincible.

Zombie Cap will totally vince the invincible Iron Man.

by Elliot Beter April 5, 2007

Vince

Lodging glass in one's body parts, usually occuring when doing something one isn't supposed to.

"Oh man, I accidentally got too close when we were exploding this glass bottle, I got glass in my arm...I totally did a Vince!"

by dimsum183 June 2, 2008

vinced on

when playing basketball someone drives through the lane and smacks the backboard.

someone laying the ball up and smacking the backboard

by Robert Campbell March 30, 2005

Vince

The sexiest man on earth. A handsome stallion, with a massive schlong.

"I wish we can all be a Vince."

by VinnyCenz May 30, 2018