1) A phrase used by someone who is supposed to be professional to define a short person
2) “I’m not fat, I’m big boned,” but for short people
3) A phrase used to describe a minuscule individual
2) “I’m not fat, I’m big boned,” but for short people
3) A phrase used to describe a minuscule individual
by pixel the almighty March 16, 2022
Get the Vertically Challenged mug.Unnecessarily tall.
"She's so vertically-fat, there's absolutley no need!" (Declared by small persons.)
"Since you're vertically-fat, would you pass me the paint from the top shelf."
"Stop taking up all that valuable airspace with your vertical-fat."
"Since you're vertically-fat, would you pass me the paint from the top shelf."
"Stop taking up all that valuable airspace with your vertical-fat."
by Karenna May October 12, 2012
Get the Vertically-fat mug.(1.) A short person who wishes they were taller, and has passionate feelings about it.
(2.) The emotion felt by every bird God gave wings, that can't fly. Many a baby ostrich and Emu has sought therapy after looking at birds in the sky, flapping their little fuzzy wings, and not being able to produce the desired result.
(2.) The emotion felt by every bird God gave wings, that can't fly. Many a baby ostrich and Emu has sought therapy after looking at birds in the sky, flapping their little fuzzy wings, and not being able to produce the desired result.
(1.) As a short guy, I find dating websites vertically frustrating. .
(2.) Vertically frustrated ostrich seeks pilot license.
(2.) Vertically frustrated ostrich seeks pilot license.
by Olive989 March 3, 2023
Get the Vertically Frustrated mug.1. Someone who is always horizontal
2. A person who lays around on the couch all day watching television and Netflix.
3. An able person who only moves when absolutely necessary eg to use the bathroom.
2. A person who lays around on the couch all day watching television and Netflix.
3. An able person who only moves when absolutely necessary eg to use the bathroom.
"My neighbours son, he is vertically challenged, he does nothing all day but lay on that lounge whilst his mother runs around doing everything"
"Get off the couch and clean your room you lazy prick. What are you? Vertically Challenged or something?"
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"Get off the couch and clean your room you lazy prick. What are you? Vertically Challenged or something?"
lazy pricktelevision TV Netflix challenged sloth oaf slacker
by GADAFYS April 14, 2016
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by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2008
Get the vertically challenged mug.A serious need for bagging some vertical with wings, wheels or boards. For example skiing, longboarding or squirrel suit. Anything that involves going down a hill fast.
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